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flap lapper

“Hey, that new chick in the company is kinda cute.”

“No chance dude. Have you noticed her hoop earrings, the thumb ring and collection of Indigo Girl CDs? She’s got to be a flap lapper.
by Trav October 1, 2004
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Gap lapper

Lesbian - someone who drinks from the cup that is furry
by Paz August 5, 2003
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sack lapper

One who laps at nut sacks. Derived from one who sucks at skiing.
Did you see that guy go off that jump? He was such a sack lapper.
by DeeshChrushCourt March 21, 2005
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clam lapper

You can tell by her haircut that she's a CLAM LAPPER....
by Harry Ballzannya June 27, 2005
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cum lapper

A woman who laps up spilled seed as if she were a puppy lapping up water.
Jeez, that new pornstar is a worldclass cum lapper.
by TYSON1 January 20, 2009
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cunt lapper

a usually offensive word for someone who lick girls vaginas, and lap up the juices from their cunt.
"Don't tell anyone about this, i don't want to be known as a cunt lapper."
by billy bob forton July 12, 2007
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snatch lapper

1. A lesbian

2. A person who loves to perform oral sex on women and is constantly on the prowl for opportunities.
So, have you heard? Apparently Josephine is a snatch lapper?

Wow, that guy, Josh, I met last night. What an animal in the sack. He's a really talented snatch lapper.

Man, that guy, Pete, he's a serial snatch lapper. He went down on that pig, Julie at the party last night, right on the damn couch in front of everyone.
by CA-35 August 30, 2009
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