Lapper
Taking a half day or full day off of work due to " Kids hockey, Baseball, kickball, etc. Tournament. Or just leaving early to catch a train or beat traffic.
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Lapper Colony
An isolated community for the quarantining and treatment of Lappers--men suffering from never-ending urge to perform cunnilingus.
He is a Lapper from way back-in-the day...at some point it was so bad, he was committed to a Lapper Colony
Lapper Colony by joeydnewyork May 13, 2025
Bag Lapper
The art of laying back and letting your wife or lady friend gently and gingerley lick away at your nutt sack. Slurping your balls in and out of her mouth and usually accompanied with her stroking your hard cock, hopefully, until you bust a large gooey load.
Rhonda caught me totally by surprise last night. While I was watching Lost on TV, she began rubbing my cock through my shorts and got me rock hard. She slid my shorts down to my ankles and was one hell of a Bag Lapper for me. And as a bonus she let explode in her mouth and swallowed every drop. I was in heaven.
Bag Lapper by The King Cornholer April 10, 2008
ass lapper
To go beyond kissing ass is to become an ass lapper. When one places the entire tongue deep within the crack to gain extra benefits as if they were turd thirsty or trying to seperate the corn from the shit
ass lapper by Doug Lpd August 17, 2006
Female Lapper
An erotic dance that a female stripper with large ta tas gives to a lady customer at a stripclub at the request of a male customer for his viewing pleasure. Usually this dance is more hands-on than the lapdance given to a male and involves titty grabbing and girl-on-girl action.
Matt: I’m bored…let’s go to the skin bar down the road and I’ll get you a female lapper, preferably with a big-breasted brunette.
Laura: Sure, what else are we doing…as long as she’s hot, I’m in.
Laura: Sure, what else are we doing…as long as she’s hot, I’m in.
Female Lapper by Buttons February 16, 2005
fur lapper
A derogatory term for lesbianism; specifically one who performs cunnilingus. syn: rug muncher.
Derived from the image of one licking or "lapping" at the pubic hair or "fur" dominated area surrounding a vagina.
Fur. Middle English furre, probably from furren, to line with fur, from Old French forrer, from forre, fuerre, sheath, lining, of Germanic origin.
Lapper. One who laps. Middle English lappe, lappet, lap, from Old English læppa, lappet.
Combination of root words and subsequent usage believed to have originated in Saddle River, NJ in the early 90's.
Derived from the image of one licking or "lapping" at the pubic hair or "fur" dominated area surrounding a vagina.
Fur. Middle English furre, probably from furren, to line with fur, from Old French forrer, from forre, fuerre, sheath, lining, of Germanic origin.
Lapper. One who laps. Middle English lappe, lappet, lap, from Old English læppa, lappet.
Combination of root words and subsequent usage believed to have originated in Saddle River, NJ in the early 90's.
The young man's attempts at bedding the short haired, female gym teacher were revealed to be fruitless, when she told him that she was a fur lapper.
fur lapper by Five_Fingers February 3, 2005