laying cable

Laying cable is when you release a long, unbroken peice of hot and steamy shit that is tender and feels good on the way out.

Darryl layed a 3 foot cable.

by Anonymous May 9, 2003

Avril Lavinge

The wrong way to spell Avril Lavigne.

Avril Lavinge is Avril Lavigne spelt wrong.

by Pseudonym August 12, 2004

laying eggs

Overall poor perfomance. Not meeting ones goals, screwing up, missing plays.

I was laying eggs out there on the court, missing all those shots.

by E Style November 23, 2006

Lizard Lamping

Also known as tanning Lizard Lamping is the act of putting yourself under fake sunlight and obtaining an orange like glow. Lizard Lamping can be quite expensive and addictive.

Jeremy: "You looks awfully orange today"
Alyssa: "Yea, I have been lizard lamping"

Jeremy: "Are you going out tonight?"
Caitlin: "No, I cant. I spent all my money on the lizard lamp"

by Tan and Happy April 26, 2011

Lacing up

Verb. Lacing up is a prison term meaning that an inmate is putting on his shoes to prepare for a fight.

Inmate: Look at him. He isn't scared at all. He's lacing up right now. Get ready. Shit's about to go down.

by Gohan Barracuda March 3, 2019

cold lamping

Hanging out/chilling. Pioneered by Hip-Hop legend Flava Flav, of Public Enemy, who encouraged us all to start cold lamping with him.

Let's go cold lamping with Flava Flav!

by Robert Nugent June 19, 2003

laming me out

have u ever seen someone do something so embarrassing or stupid where they just keep digging themselves into a hole, and its so bad u feel embarrassed for them or to even be around them?
pretty much the same deal except when someone says or does something really lame, pathetic or stupid and u just feel like really lame/pathetic around them caus theyve just humiliated themselves or yourself

*someone says/does something really pathetic/lame and digs themselves into a hole and just wont shutup*

'they are laming me out so much right now'

by bethannie September 11, 2007