lay of the land

an assessment or analysis made with regard to a particular situation, to gain further knowledge and insight into it.

"We need to get the lay of the land before we suggest what improvements should be done in that neighborhood."

by Bungalow Bill June 4, 2007

A Hot Landa

when a hirsute baseball enthusiast blows his blueberry jewce (or fresh cream) all over your quivering streudel

bitch, did you get a hot landa from donny last night?

nah, i wanted him to but he told me to wait for the cream. he can fuck a duck for all i care.

by immaletyounotfinish September 29, 2009

Dry Land Turd

When you take a shit in the toilet that is so massive the majority of it is out of the water.
This could happen too if you were in a porta potty and it is so full your shit never touches the water.

Hey I just took a shit that was so big it was a Dry Land Turd

by olive man July 13, 2015

I-LAND

I-LAND is a survival show that started on the 27th of June and had ended on the 18th of September, debuting the new boygroup of 2020, ENHYPEN, consisting of 7 members. 23 trainees had participated on I-LAND and out of the 23, only 7 could debut. There was a total of 8 tests, 4 in I-LAND Part 1 and another 4 in I-LAND Part 2.

*Eggie is the fandom name for those who watched I-LAND. It is a predebut fandom name.

Eggie 1: Did you watch I-LAND?
Eggie 2: Yeah! I was so sad about trainee dropping out though :(

by sheepgarrden September 20, 2020

let me land

To let finish a sentence or thought when being interrupted.
Usually used by people in London

1: so like i was like dont do that and...
2: no, but
1: rah bruv, let me land

by ooohhhdontdoit December 26, 2017

Land Titanic

A really big bus.

Amy: "The Land Titanic!" Hermes:"That was one really big bus!"

by Dark Lord Cthulhu December 23, 2011

Land of chips and lager

Land of chips and lagar is the the title of a popular version of the song "Land of Hope and Glory" adapted to suit Cockneys way of life in the United Kingdom. The song first appeared publicly in the TV Series "Spitting Image"

The lyrics of the popular Cockney song:

"Land of chips and lager,
'Ere we go, 'ere we go,
Three Tandoori and chips, then
Hire a crap video,
Oggy, Oggy, Oggy!
Oi! You staring at me?
You're going to get your,
Fucking head kicked in.

You're going to get your,
Fucking head kicked in."

A bunch of Cockney Yobs are at the "Last Night of the Proms" music concert, and as soon as "Land of Hope and Glory" start playing, the yobs start singing along using their version of the words, starting with "Land of chips and lager..." etc

by Coleorton May 29, 2016