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languor

Not only a sense of listlessness, lassitude, debility, torpor, ennui, and/or melancholy, but also a way of life wherein much time is spent lying around smoking opium, listenint to peaceful, hypnotizing music and making slow, passionate love amidst whisps of bluish smoke, while the night outside is damp, warm, and ineffably still.
by Albert Miaskovsky May 4, 2004
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langhorne's bitch

(n.) Anyone who is contantly bending to authority and afraid to do anything where there is a slight risk for getting in trouble. Also obsessed with being a coach/teacher's pet. Pretty much just a little baby back bitch.
Mike: hey, i don't think we should do that. coach told us not to.

me: dude don't be such a langhorne's bitch
by gmen12 January 26, 2011
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Langolier

A large ball of teeth that works with its buddies to eat the world of yesterday to make room for today. They are also rumoured to eat lazy little boys.
From the Steven King film 'The Langoliers'
by Conway79 February 10, 2004
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langholz joke

An extremly obvious joke that is so corny and not funny you just cant help laughing.
You were walking down the street and you said "A, -u!" but i didnt know if you were talking to me or gold.
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Longport Gobbler

A sexual position which requires the man to be on top in a 69 position. The man repeatedly inserts and removes his penis from the females mouth by doing push-ups, while simultaneously tickling her clitoris with his nose and intermittently head-butting the clitoris.
"Have you seen John lately?"

"You mean that slob we went to high school with?"

"Yeah, he is totally jacked now, he is dating this high school girl and she loves the Longport Gobbler."
by volcom2752 April 5, 2010
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la langosta blanca

Spanish for white lobster.

Columbian drug smugglers often dump their illicit cocaine cargo when confronted by law enforcement. Lobster fishermen in Nicaragua's Mosquito coast often end up recovering the cocaine, calling it white lobster.
La langosta blanca gets me through the nignt.
by James_Hunt February 13, 2008
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langford spray tan

Langford spray tan = mace (yes the chemical)
If you don’t shut up ima give you a langford spray tan
by nwordpassmyass May 29, 2019
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