by Ronny St Papps December 22, 2004
a scenario in which someone leaves their baby batter on the floor of a communal shower such as in a dorm bathroom. this is then followed by someone using said shower and stepping in it while barefoot. hence a landmine.
by dboy999 August 09, 2011
The ugly bitch that somehow finds her way into a magazine that is supposed to feature hot women only. When the page is turned to her the reader suprised with unpleasantness... sort of like a landmine.
by Tbone July 16, 2003
Paulie:Yo Ron is hookin up with landmines and grenades tonight
Mike: Word bro those are some major landmines
Mike: Word bro those are some major landmines
by YounqMoney July 30, 2010
Is also a general term for any turn-off, especially in a porno mag, site or tape. (Ex: a family member's name, a transvestite ad in a straight porn mag, etc.)
by Anarchist October 18, 2003
A slightly attractive female coworker that if given the opportunity would use her vagina to get you and anyone nearby fired.
by kelly888 September 25, 2012
A fresh dog egg hidden in a suburban lawn, which is often detonated by a lawnmower leading to untold misery.
by the ghost of Samuel Johnson March 16, 2010