landmine

dog dirt, or any faeces that someone has the misfortune to step on.

"I'll be picking bits of muesli shrapnel from my shoes for days - I've just stepped on a landmine"

by Ronny St Papps December 22, 2004

Landmine

a scenario in which someone leaves their baby batter on the floor of a communal shower such as in a dorm bathroom. this is then followed by someone using said shower and stepping in it while barefoot. hence a landmine.

i heard bobby went to take a shower and stepped in a landmine. hes gonna kill whoever did it

by dboy999 August 11, 2011

landmine

The ugly bitch that somehow finds her way into a magazine that is supposed to feature hot women only. When the page is turned to her the reader suprised with unpleasantness... sort of like a landmine.

Watch out Janet Reno is on page 63 of Playboy this month.

by Tbone July 16, 2003

landmine

the thinner version of a grenade . a grenade but fairly thin

Paulie:Yo Ron is hookin up with landmines and grenades tonight

Mike: Word bro those are some major landmines

by YounqMoney July 30, 2010

landmine

Is also a general term for any turn-off, especially in a porno mag, site or tape. (Ex: a family member's name, a transvestite ad in a straight porn mag, etc.)

"watch out for the landmine at the top of the page."

by Anarchist October 17, 2003

Landmine

A slightly attractive female coworker that if given the opportunity would use her vagina to get you and anyone nearby fired.

Dude, I wouldn't make too many T&A jokes around her she is a landmine.

by kelly888 September 25, 2012

landmine

A fresh dog egg hidden in a suburban lawn, which is often detonated by a lawnmower leading to untold misery.

when jim ran over a landmine his family cried for weeks

by the ghost of Samuel Johnson March 16, 2010