by T McCann October 18, 2010
Random white guy: "Where the hell did you get that ugly ass lamp?"
Another white guy but emo: " my dead grandma gave it to me!"
Random white guy: "L, RATIO, BOZO, LOL, GET GOOD, SMOKING THAT GRANNY PACK"
Another white guy but emo: " my dead grandma gave it to me!"
Random white guy: "L, RATIO, BOZO, LOL, GET GOOD, SMOKING THAT GRANNY PACK"
by Ihatelamps October 21, 2022
English slang with a similar meaning to simp. However, a lamp, instead of doing nice things to who they lamp on for attention, do things to harm that person verbally or emotionally in order to fuel their lampy (and most likely horny) attitudes towards the person they are obsessing over.
Eddy: “Have you seen Terry? He’s been lamping on Suzie for weeks now. We should probably help.”
Luke: “Yeah he’s such a lamp. We should tell him to stop.”
Luke: “Yeah he’s such a lamp. We should tell him to stop.”
by Pepsi Needs IRN BRU November 30, 2020
verb. the act of murdering someone and then claiming it was in self defense, especially when the 23 stab wounds are attributed to falling on a broken lamp.
by Geitfaust July 11, 2008
Lamp the Gatch on dat feen.
Translation - Take a look at how that person walks. Don't you think it's a bit unusual?
Translation - Take a look at how that person walks. Don't you think it's a bit unusual?
by Jackelrayn June 27, 2006
A racial slur, most often used against vertically challenged women of the Italian race who may or may not exist.
"FEMALE" - I'm dumb
Alex: Shut the fuck up you filthy lamp you don't know shit about what ur talking about
Alex: Shut the fuck up you filthy lamp you don't know shit about what ur talking about
by Sappy daddy January 02, 2022
by SaveloySausage January 04, 2020