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Lakeland

The most sophisticated rest stop in the eastern US. Located conveniently between Orlando and Tampa on I-4, and featuring numerous grocery stores and fast food chains, as well as several quality movie theaters, this little town appeared as a top-100 tourist attractins for 2005 in central-to-eastern florida, edging out disney world to make this prestigious list. see also bland,dull,emo, redneck,monotomy.
Hey, what do you say we stop in Lakeland to grab a sub from Publix and fill up on gas?
by MyNameIsBrad July 2, 2005
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lakeland

A small citish area in the middle of Florida. It has a lot of lakes, but not the most in the county. it was discovered by a guy named Munn a long time ago. There is not a huge amount to do, except go to the AMC (which is only $5.50, not the movies) and do large amount of nothing.
I hope you aren't going to Lakeland, it sucks.
by Ron_Thornbrash May 20, 2005
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Lakeland Senior High

The roughest, toughest, most badass school located in the 'burbs of western australia. Home to many drive by shootings, gang wars, drug lords and rebelious kids the world over.
Private School Scum #1: whats that kids problem?
Private School Scum #2: Na man don't mess with him he's a lakeland senior high kid
by steveebabyy October 17, 2008
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Lakeland Senior High School

The best High School in Lakeland, FL. We are the team that beats yours! Our football team will kick your ass. GO DREADNAUGHTS! :)
1-"So who is playing at the football game tonight?"
2-"Lakeland and Kathleen"
1-"I think Kathleen is going to win"
2-"PSH! Whatever, Lakeland Senior High School is the team that beats yours"
by peacelove32 May 27, 2009
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Lakeland

A city in Central Florida that is located between Tampa and Orlando on the I-4 tech corridor. The city has recently transformed itself into a technology hub of the East Coast. Here, many start up tech companies have taken home and allowed the area to support higher educational facilities.

Having a variety college students, the Lakeland Metro area is home to 6 regional universities. These universities include the University of South Florida Polytechnic, Florida Southern, Southeastern University, Polk State College, and many more. As a result of this influx of college students, the town itself caters to a mix of young adults as well as families.

The nightlife is very diverse in Downtown Lakeland. On a standard night, the locals can sample Cuban, Irish, New Orleans, and sports bars. The hot dog stand is absolutely clutch in this town as it helps stop a hangover and serves any topping you want including chili and cheese.

Brewz Crewz is a must as the city closes down its streets to cars, so that hundreds of people can participate in drinking as many beers as possible in public. Lakeland is known also for closing off downtown streets at night for first friday.
Want to stop off in Lakeland and eat as many chili cheese dogs and pipos as possible?
by It gives you wings! April 14, 2010
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Lakeland

The # 1 shit hole of Polk County. Filled with wet backs, niggers, crackers, and hobos. Oh, and hookers by the thousands on Wabash(the most run down street ever,filled with whores and pimp mexicans). Great place to find dealers of all sorts on every street corner. Even the popos roll a joint now and then.
Drunk #1- Imma go to Lakeland and get me some fine 20 dollar whores on Wabash.
Drunk #2- Hell yea, I got me some twentys in my pocket bro.(slurring a bit)
Drunk #1- Double head!(passes out)
Drunk #2- Oh shit, man!(runs away)
by Cerinthe August 2, 2011
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lakemann

LakeMann, the hottest neighborhood in Florida 😈they sum REAL DEAL STEPPERS
Them lakemann jits so pressure🔥🌪
by LakeMann stepper December 5, 2020
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