Layton

A young kid with the voice of Batman. He likes sports. He’s really smart and can impress lost of people at once. He has a HUGE dick like I mean HUGE. 13 Inches! That’s an inch longer than those fucking wooden rulers. Geuss that’s why they call it morning wood. Anyway, he loves video games and has the dirtiest mind out of his school. He can make anyone laugh. He LOVES to shit talk, like for real loves it. He fucking made some kid cry one time from shit talking. He eats like a fuck ton but is still skinny as fuck.

Omg I can’t belive Layton said hi to me!
IKR I’m so wet right now 💦💦💦💦

by GetShitOnKid0284828 January 5, 2019

Layton

One of the best friends you will ever have. They are quiet and shy, but when you get to know them more really show off their lively personality. They often think bad on themselves, because they do not recognise the kindness and hilarity hiding behind those social walls.

Layton is such a great person.

by Ok I’m dying March 6, 2019

Layton

Guy with a fat dick

Hey are you Layton yea I have a fat dick

by JIMbOb22437199 May 16, 2021

Jake Layton

A man with massive testicles.

Bro, watch your girl, Jake Layton is about and women love massive balls.

by Cherowkeu June 10, 2022

Layton

1. A city north of Salt Lake City, Utah
2. Full of hot military guys
3. Very modern and full of life city ... except on Sunday because apparently Mormons cannot operate on that day
4. Beautiful views of the mountains

I love living in Layton!

by bj0124 May 28, 2011

Layton

Someone who is a poop head

Layton is such a Layton

by hurgle-mergle November 7, 2018

laytonia

aka ghettonia ... a small 'hood located off of muncaster mill road in gaithersburg , maryland where the crime rate is approximately 13 times as the neighborhood next to it which is ten times the rate of the neighborhood across the road

if you live there, you may want to save to get one of those extra security items aka a baseball bat

by mizzcriz February 19, 2005