ooh laird

Expression of delight and amazement when noticing a very attractive person, but always said outside of their earshot. The 'ooh' part can be elongated depending on exactly how attractive the person is, e.g. an absolute fittie would attract an "Ooooooooooh laird!"

MacDaddy: Oh my god, look at that hot girl across the road
Nojworth: Ooooooh laird!

by Lord Nojworth July 18, 2006

Tate Laird

Gay, hobo, asshole, sissy, wimp, hairy cock sucking, muthafuckin, good for nuthin
poseing, mentally challenged, guhick fucker.

Tate Laird's brain is the equivalent of a three tonne peice of dehydrated diaharrea (which he often dumps on his trans mom's dick when they do it).

by Tate Laird January 7, 2005

cinnamon laird

Is a male stripper named Larry who spreads cinnamon love in the club.

Dann that cinnamon laird just hit me with his cinnamon stick.

by The slippery sloth February 2, 2018

lexi laird

That smelly old bitch who doesn’t open your snap for 3 hours

She’s such a Lexi Laird

by Byebyepussy June 17, 2019

Aaron laird

A kid that goes to Marvin that took a fatty rip of a Juul pod

Aaron laird took a toke of a Juul pod with semen in it!

by Alphatorrettes123xyz August 29, 2021

bruce laird

The sus guy in the friend group

Your such a bruce laird

by GangaGeorge November 17, 2021

Ms. Laird

Schwenk’s love interest, very lustful.

Schwenk: I finally talked to Ms. Laird. Oh how pretty she is.. my sweet English teacher.

by auser7818 May 23, 2025