Eagles Landing Middle School

A middle school in Boca with a bunch of japs who think the world revolves around them. Can’t forget about all the Brazilian fuckboys who wear skinny jeans that make their legs look like sticks and wear chains from dollar tree.

Oh my god Jorge is such an a fuckboy. He must be from Eagles Landing Middle School

by Ineedcoochie September 10, 2021

Patriot's Landing

The uncontrollable explosion of the inside of your bowels due to overconsumption of sugar free candy. A true Patriot's Landing will involve defecation at a level so extreme that you must dispose of all clothing worn during the time of said Patriot's Landing.

Did you hear about Jeff's Patriot's Landing? I wouldn't eat sugar free candy again after that!

by Taquita Banana April 1, 2011

Crash landing

One's reaction after popping in the rental dvd for what one believes to be "Crash", Paul Haggis's hard-edged but ultimately heart-warming commentary on race relations in Los Angeles (and, thus, the world), only to find that one has accidentally rented "Crash", David Cronenberg's controversial and sexually graphic film (based on JG Ballard's controversial book) about car-crash sexual fetishism.

Pa: Ma, I do believe that woman is completely nude, and being sodomized by that man.

Ma: Pa, I do believe you are not mistaken. Oh my. (faints)

Rod Serling: What we have just seen here is a most unfortunate Crash landing. One that has sent these two hick fucks...(wait for it)...into The Twilight Zone.

by ChuckChaser69 July 15, 2010

gen-ladin

Osama's kids? Or ours, if their side wins

Gen-ladin!? Marketing to them is a necessity, and yet forbidden. The Future is a wearisome paradox. Or perhaps not.

by Pbaddy August 19, 2009

Landing Pad

When you put toilet paper in the bowl first, so when you take a shit the water doesnt splash up.

"Yo I just got soaked from the huge shit i just took"
"Dude you gotta make a landing pad next time you take a dump!!"

by The Rye Bread September 14, 2011

Larding

(v) to use one's excessive weight to create a motion in any particular direction.

Friend 1: Hey, you remember those two obese people walking to the ATM earlier?

Friend 2: Walking? Don't you mean larding up to the ATM?

by jomommascookies August 22, 2009

Ladino

A type of Spanish spoken by Sephardic Jews spoken before they were expelled from Spain in the 14th century. It has been preserved since with some modifications. In some ways Yiddish is to German as Ladino is to Spanish.

I grew up speaking Ladino, because my ancestors were Sephardic Jews.

E.g. of Ladino
"Shalom buenas tadres" for "Hola buenas tardes" in Spanish.

by mac389 January 10, 2013