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Laguna Middle School

The worst school on Earth. It is in San Luis Obispo, and is filled with sluts and losers. There are people who think they are cool and popular, but they are all shitfaced.
1: This is Laguna Middle School--
2:It's not that bad--Jesus Christ, stop humping my leg
by Student-type January 2, 2012
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Laguna Beach

1. A rad town where crazed vegans wear the same pair of pants for nine months straight and give up showering; where water polo players are in the dance show and no one gives it a second thought; where I can see the ocean from my seat in chemistry; and where everyone seems to listen to Le Tigre and 50 Cent is a joke.
2. A show regurgitated by Mtv. They came to our school, took the 5 most photogenic people, gave them fake nicknames, and made them pretend they were really friends. Please don't judge my town by what Mtv tells you, it's actually pretty rad here.

(p.s. zraickenater, i know where you live...)
1. I go to Laguna Beach High School! I can play football and be in the musical and no one will beat me up!!

2. Let's watch Laguna Beach, the Real O.C. and watch LC go get sushi for half an hour!!! RIVETING.
by asetfahjnresrafdswes May 9, 2005
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Lagunalepsy

A common medical condition when "Laguna Beach" is on television and you stare in astonishment as you are unable to change the channel. And you have to watch this conversation over a nice dinner...

Alex: "I like your shirt."
Jason: "Thanks, hun."
Alex: "I like your pants."
Jason: "Thanks, hun."
Alex: "I like your face."
Dude, I totally got Lagunalepsy last night when Kristen's titties were popping out, even though I love LC the most.

Common response from friend: "Shut up you fucking faggot."
by Harnish November 8, 2005
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Lagunies

Superficial, airheaded girls who act just like the cast of Laguna Beach and believe that the world revolves around them.
Girl 1: Oh my god, I totally had more than ten calories today.

Girl 2: Uggh me too, like, now I can't have toothpaste.

Observer: What a bunch of Lagunies.
by Maslyn August 9, 2006
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Laguh

Another form of Laugh or in some languages Lachen (pronounced
Lag-uh)
To show or feel amusement or good humor. To show that what's been said is causing great merriment.
IRC: Bill Gates got married. The next morning Mrs Gates was asked how Bill was. Mrs Gates replied Bill was micro and soft.

Momo: Laguh ^_^
by Ronald_Haxxor April 27, 2007
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LaGuardia Airport

A third world country (per Joe Biden) existing just north of Queens and south of the Bronx, at least pre-COVID.
I purposely fly into JFK and Newark just to avoid the hell-hole that is LaGuardia Airport.
by InvaderInvader October 3, 2021
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Laguna

One of two public middle schools in the San Luis Coastal Unified School District, located on the central coast of California. With high walls, metallic surfaces and a garish turquoise/white color scheme, it bears a striking resemblance to a prison. Faculty is a mix of excellent teachers and unbelievable bad placeholders. Almost universally disliked by graduates and considered a "rite of passage" to prepare for the local high school. A member of the faculty, Mrs. Lincoln, is a direct descendant of Abraham Lincoln. You do not enter Laguna to learn the easy way. You enter to learn the hard way.
Man, Seventh and Eight grade at Laguna were the two worst years of my life.
by Malcom the Tenth January 13, 2008
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