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Get the Lagfag mug.A gender neutral and more more negative alternative for the derogatory "DoucheBag."
Technically, a "LegBag" is a plastic bag strapped to one's lower leg, with a tube that runs up to a medical device called a catheter, which inserts through the urethra into the bladder, to drain the urine. The Leg Bag collects the urine. A small spigot or valve on the bottom of the bag allows it to be drained.
By contrast, an actual Douche Bag holds the clean fluid to be sent via tube to a nozzle which a woman may use for personal hygiene of her genitals. Thus, by extension we could say that a LegBag is much lower on the creep totem pole, beyond douche, possibly even surpassing asshole in some cases.
However, as the LegBag is a somewhat passive device collecting urine, LegBag can be directed toward those that are the lackey or sycophant of a total asshole. For instance, you could say that Rudy Giuliani is Donald Trump's LegBag.
Technically, a "LegBag" is a plastic bag strapped to one's lower leg, with a tube that runs up to a medical device called a catheter, which inserts through the urethra into the bladder, to drain the urine. The Leg Bag collects the urine. A small spigot or valve on the bottom of the bag allows it to be drained.
By contrast, an actual Douche Bag holds the clean fluid to be sent via tube to a nozzle which a woman may use for personal hygiene of her genitals. Thus, by extension we could say that a LegBag is much lower on the creep totem pole, beyond douche, possibly even surpassing asshole in some cases.
However, as the LegBag is a somewhat passive device collecting urine, LegBag can be directed toward those that are the lackey or sycophant of a total asshole. For instance, you could say that Rudy Giuliani is Donald Trump's LegBag.
Direct: "Harvey is such a LegBag, he told my sister he'd cast her in a film if she had sex with him, but he never did."
Possessive: "Rush Limbaugh is the alt-right's LegBag"
Literal: "Donald Trump is such a LegBag — even Russian escorts drain their piss on him."
Possessive: "Rush Limbaugh is the alt-right's LegBag"
Literal: "Donald Trump is such a LegBag — even Russian escorts drain their piss on him."
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Get the Laggage mug.A term that refers to the typo ridden vocabulary of conversing gays
the food commonly eaten by packs of gays; similar to pasta......it may differ from housebold to housebold
the food commonly eaten by packs of gays; similar to pasta......it may differ from housebold to housebold
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Get the Larbage mug.When playing a video game (usually online) a player will occassionally experience "lag" or "laggage". This is when there are so many operations being calculated on the systems at once, that the screens move slowly and blocky. When someone is experiencing laggage, the enemy takes advantage of this and pwndizzles that laggageur.
Guy: I'M GONNA KILL YOU! GAH! SCREEN'S BLOCKY!
Other Guy: *shoots Guy* Sir, may I carry your laggage?
Other Guy: *shoots Guy* Sir, may I carry your laggage?
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