latex laceration

wen ur having anal w/ a chcik, but u dont no she a gross dirty ass ho. during ur anal experience, she lets a huge ass fart rip. this rips ur condom, and u attract many std's and die.

WTF! i thot u were down, bitch! y the hell did u let tht butt bullet go! no im gonna die. ur a skanky ass ho hu shuld die!

by fucksoid February 18, 2005

lacerte

The sexiest mfer to walk the planet. Lacerte is found in girls dreams and it usually gets a lil wet

I wanna have sex with Lacerte!

by jlac123 January 31, 2023

Lacertilia

The most offensive word ever known to man especially to principals of highschools.

Principal: you can't have lizard on your senior jersey
Me: okay fuck off I'll get lacertilia

by YALL CAN FUCK OFF February 16, 2018

Lasertag

one of the only 2 times you are legally allowed to shoot children (the other being nerf wars) It usually goes something like

hit player=gain 10 points
get hit=lose 5 points
getting hit results in your blaster and sensors being deactivated for 10 seconds
either FFA, 2 teams or 4 teams

kid: YOUR TRASH YOU ONLY HAVE 25 POINTS

me: well atleast im not trying to make others feel bad about their lasertag score because I have a lower score than them

kid after realizing he only got 5 points: FUCK

by Hehe I cheated March 31, 2021

Labertasche

It's used to call somebody who is junkie.

Oh my god, you are so labertasche

by Labertasche August 11, 2021

Laerta

She is so funny and always finds inspiration and positivity in the smallest things. She has a big heart and can come across as a very tough bitch, but is very sensitive on the inside. She is an inpiration, a teacher, an inventor. She always tries to find the perfect balance of work/ school and rest. She never gives up on people, but can smell bullshit from a mile away. She can see her worth, but knows how to make others see theirs.

I got a sweet note from Laerta today. Laerta is like a lioness, don't mess with her. A big heart like Laerta only gives one chance, and you should not take her for granted.

by Cherrybomb17 November 21, 2021

laferta

-Like like lingwah can be used in almost any context. also slang for cocaine

Do you have any laferta?

by Swiftyfeet604 August 9, 2022