!erson1:What do you get when you cross a cobra tamer and a playwright?
Person2: what?
Person1:William Snakespeare
Person2:thats a Ha-Ha-larious joke
Person2: what?
Person1:William Snakespeare
Person2:thats a Ha-Ha-larious joke
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Get the Ha-Ha-larious mug.The fascist government of the United Kingdom created and ruled by Tony Blair.
New Labour's policies essentially state that everyone in Britain is a danger to themselves and others and must be monitored, controlled and - crucially - taxed to the point of abject poverty.
Income Tax (22%)- tax on your declared earnings
VAT - (17.5%) tax on "luxury" purchases - like electricity and clothes
Council Tax - tax on living in a house
Road Tax - tax on driving a car
Fuel Tax - tax on buying fuel for car
Chancellor Golden Brown is working on new "stealth" taxes because the revenue raised from these sources simply won't balance the books.
New Labour's social policy is that everyone either works for a large multinational corporation or is unemployed. This is designed to help businesses such as Tesco by ensuring that competitin is eliminated. The long-term goal is for all companies in Britain to be owned by the same corporation.
New Labour employs the very latest advertising techniques and spent £60,000,000 promoting itself. That's more than most legitimate companies.
Tony Blair himself is an arrogant, self-aggrandizing fool who believes not in representation but rather in management; that is to say he does not feel that he is there to represent the people of the UK but rather to allow them to be exploited by his expensively-suited business friends.
He believes that dissent must be crushed rather than listened to and to this end he sacks anyone who does not agree with him and uses the BBC as a propaganda tool. Obsessed with his "place in history" he does not seem to realize that he is already regarded by most of the population as a figure of hatred and mockery.
New Labour's policies essentially state that everyone in Britain is a danger to themselves and others and must be monitored, controlled and - crucially - taxed to the point of abject poverty.
Income Tax (22%)- tax on your declared earnings
VAT - (17.5%) tax on "luxury" purchases - like electricity and clothes
Council Tax - tax on living in a house
Road Tax - tax on driving a car
Fuel Tax - tax on buying fuel for car
Chancellor Golden Brown is working on new "stealth" taxes because the revenue raised from these sources simply won't balance the books.
New Labour's social policy is that everyone either works for a large multinational corporation or is unemployed. This is designed to help businesses such as Tesco by ensuring that competitin is eliminated. The long-term goal is for all companies in Britain to be owned by the same corporation.
New Labour employs the very latest advertising techniques and spent £60,000,000 promoting itself. That's more than most legitimate companies.
Tony Blair himself is an arrogant, self-aggrandizing fool who believes not in representation but rather in management; that is to say he does not feel that he is there to represent the people of the UK but rather to allow them to be exploited by his expensively-suited business friends.
He believes that dissent must be crushed rather than listened to and to this end he sacks anyone who does not agree with him and uses the BBC as a propaganda tool. Obsessed with his "place in history" he does not seem to realize that he is already regarded by most of the population as a figure of hatred and mockery.
New Labour - notable policies
The Millenium Dome
Being a poodle of George W Bush
Lying about WMDs
The Iraq War
Taking over the BBC for propaganda purposes
Dr David Kelly - murdered by MI5
ID cards
Organising the London Tube bombings
Postal Voting fraud
Refusing to sack incompetent ministers
Blair Force One
- and that's just the ones that we know about
The Millenium Dome
Being a poodle of George W Bush
Lying about WMDs
The Iraq War
Taking over the BBC for propaganda purposes
Dr David Kelly - murdered by MI5
ID cards
Organising the London Tube bombings
Postal Voting fraud
Refusing to sack incompetent ministers
Blair Force One
- and that's just the ones that we know about
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Get the hoe-larious mug.1) is a social-economic system under which certain persons — known as slaves — are deprived of personal freedom and compelled to work.
2)Slaves are held against their will from the time of their capture, purchase, or birth, and are deprived of the right to leave, to refuse to work, or to receive compensation (such as wages) in return for their labor. As such, slavery is one form of unfree labor.
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2)Slaves are held against their will from the time of their capture, purchase, or birth, and are deprived of the right to leave, to refuse to work, or to receive compensation (such as wages) in return for their labor. As such, slavery is one form of unfree labor.
3)Participation in the International Baccalaureate Programme!
Slave Labour is: working in a chinese sweat shop, working out in the cotton fields, getting whipped for doing your job, and no freedom!
In IB it is...Community Action Service; dealing with guidance councilors, extended essays, math tasks, and the list goes on...
In IB it is...Community Action Service; dealing with guidance councilors, extended essays, math tasks, and the list goes on...
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Get the Slave Labour mug.Ruling political party of UK. Policies include rising crime, taxation (see gordon brown, hate of motoring, mass immigration. Espacially harmful to education. See tony blair.
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Get the labios del sur mug.adj - sarcastic remark usually made after a bad joke, someone trying to be funny, or a story that was supposed to be funny, but failed miserably
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