Labatt Splats

A distinct, water-down, grotesque bowel movement, after a night of heavy drinking Canadian-made beer Labatt Blue.

"Ughh, dude, drinking all that Labatt Blue last night is catching up and I gotta drop some Labatt Splats."

by THC420 January 6, 2009

Labanz

Italian slang for "stomach".

1. "Hey T, how's the labanz?"

2. "I just crushed half a pizza and a bag of cheetos, the labanz isn't doing so good"

by Cdot September 28, 2008

Laban

NOT a term for anything sexual. A male name that means 'white' in Hebrew.

Also the name of someone in the bible.

Hello, my name is Laban Jacobson.

by Nomad-Putin December 31, 2011

labatt blue

from canada it is the most crisp, delicious beer known to man-kind. It can also be used to describe the awesome level of something..see example below.

"Oh man that party lastnight was so Labatt blue!"

by miss labatt blue November 2, 2009

LaTaja

Awesome person who loves My Chemical Romance. She is weird...but arent we all! One of the funniest person you will ever meet. Also, needs a guy in her life......not Nick. I think she is bipolar.........just saying. I <3 U Taja!!!!!

She is rockin 2 My Chemical Romance she must be LaTaja!

by MINNEYMARCIE November 5, 2011

LABATYD

(Chat Expression) An acronym for 'Life's A Bitch and Then You Die'

Jen: Can you believe it? He only gave me a 3% raise!

Adam: Yeah, yeah, LABATYD.

by Valda Tichenor July 10, 2006

Lamaj

Someone who is almost as cool as a parbot. Not quite there, but as close as humanely possible.

"Wow, look at that kids game face. He almost looks as cool as parbot. He must be a Lamaj."

by Noodle InYourPancakes June 11, 2009