<noun> A term used to describe a person, usually male who "lurks" - appears out of random corners, happens to "bump into you" or always seems to be at the "right place at the right time" aka - where you are. A lurker tends to be the last person who left you a message in your inbox or sent you a series of pointless and annoying texts right after passing by you (it still remains a question how he got your number in the first place), and it is extremely rare for any girl to have the desire to respond to these pitiful cries for attention.
When you do have a face-to-face encounter with a lurker, conversation usually consists of really awkward tidbits that never develop into anything remotely meaningful or could also take on the form of an interview session, during which the lurker asks you a series of questions to which he clearly knows the answers to, as made evident through his history of extensive stalking. Encounters with lurkers leave all women with an incredibly overwhelming sense of awkward displeasure.
Tip: Women -Avoid lurkers at all costs ; Men - Never become a lurker.
When you do have a face-to-face encounter with a lurker, conversation usually consists of really awkward tidbits that never develop into anything remotely meaningful or could also take on the form of an interview session, during which the lurker asks you a series of questions to which he clearly knows the answers to, as made evident through his history of extensive stalking. Encounters with lurkers leave all women with an incredibly overwhelming sense of awkward displeasure.
Tip: Women -Avoid lurkers at all costs ; Men - Never become a lurker.
"Yeah I thought he was cool, but he turned out to be a lurker"
"Ugh he won't stop calling me. What a fucking lurker!"
"That kid is such a lurker, it's disgusting."
"Ugh he won't stop calling me. What a fucking lurker!"
"That kid is such a lurker, it's disgusting."
by The Chase January 6, 2009
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Lurkers often lurk in packs, to show their fellow lurkers their lurkees, and to show off their taste in lurkees.
Lurkers often lurk in packs, to show their fellow lurkers their lurkees, and to show off their taste in lurkees.
Koala is such a lurker, every night she sits in front of her laptop on myspace, lurking people she suspects may be cooler or prettier than she is.
by panders October 4, 2005
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noun. When you are swimming and a Charlie Horse (aka a cramp) is not quite hurting yet, but it will flare up if you kick wrong.
by FloopyPirate98 January 11, 2017
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by SCV_Master December 20, 2008
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Fuck those Mudspikers just mudspiked my base.
Jesus fuck my mudspikers just got owned by Frogs (Zerglings).
Jesus fuck my mudspikers just got owned by Frogs (Zerglings).
by Jimmy July 30, 2003
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by deskox17 January 10, 2014
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by Char and Karen December 22, 2008
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