LTMB

LTMB - Lesbian Trapped in a Man’s Body - Exhibiting Lesbian sexual predrences among those carrying the xy chromosome.

Ben: Hey Harold, I need to make a confession.
Harold: About what bro?
Ben: It’s kinda hard to talk about it.
Harold: Come on man, you can tell your bro.
Ben: Fuck it, I’m LTMB,

Harold: What the fuck is that?
Ben: Lesbian Trapped in a Man’s Body.
Harold: Like I said, I’m your bro, and I’m glad you told me. Celebrate your diversity dude.

by Mil3druid4 May 30, 2018

LMFBO

For men, we have LMFBO, laughing my fucking balls off, but for women, we have... LAUGHING MY FUCKING BOOBS OFF!

Used in texting by teenage kids, and an abreviation for: Laughing My Fucking Boobs Off

Girl 1- "Look at this post on Instagram"

*they see the post about a cat banging their head on a sink*

Girl 2- "LMFBO!!!! LOL!"

by MissSarcasm June 24, 2014

LMFBAO

"laughing my fat black ass off"

Used by either black people or sassy gays.

Girl: I'm on my period

Sassy Gay: LMFBAO

by sassyGAy February 24, 2010

ltmbw

LTMBW is the Acronym for "Laugh Til' My Balls Wiggle"

Used as a response to a funny text message: "Wowzers...Ltmbw!!!!"

by Smoka-Hontis September 20, 2014

ltmf

ltmf = let the metal flow!
used in conjunction with \m/ (the metal sign) while referring to metal music.

Person 1: "Man, I'm listening to The Trooper \m/"
Person 2: "Yeah man! ltmf \m/"

by marcus2k5 July 28, 2008

lmfbst

An alternative to “lol” (“lmao” etc.) and used before “😂”. It stands for Lick My Fucking Ball Sack Twice.

Brody - Why did the cow need $20
Nick - Why
Brody - So he could take his girlfriend to the Mooovies 😂
Nick - lmfbst 😂

by Vrody March 26, 2019

LMFBAO

LMFBAO (abbr.) - standing for laughing my fucking bitchass off

You got a 2% on your math test.
L. A big one at that. LMFBAO.

by herobrine049X January 5, 2023