loz

1. scumbag. thinks only of self and very highly.

2. homosexual

1. jim: when we get to the club don't be surprised if a few girls approach me.

tim: whatever.

jim: could you lend me $10 so i can buy some beer?

tim: i can't. i've got enough to get in and to get my moms' pills tomorrow.

jim: but what about me?

tim: i don't believe you man, you're such a loz!


2. ian mckellen is a loz.

by graham pulser May 13, 2004

loz

loz is crazy bro

loz is abso crazy

by hewughf October 15, 2018

Loz

Someone who mistakenly submerges, jumps into or enters a body of water (swimming pool, ocean) while holding a joint or blunt, or while carrying a quantity of marijuana.

"He jumped in the pool with the doob? What a Loz"

"He went swimming with the green in his pocket! Stupid Lozza!"

"He did a Loz and got all the bud soaking wet."

by olly08021 July 23, 2010

loz

Loz is an incredibly hot guy.
That is also an incredibly good blader.
Wow hes gorgeous.

"Wow look at loz isnt he gorgeous?!"
"Yeah he is!"
"Well hes mine so fuck off."
=

by kuuchu_x October 21, 2008

Loz

1. abbreviation. loh-ze. A funny or lazy way to say the online term "lol".
2. adj. loh-ze. A group or race of people that are associated with lying.

1. Did you hear that Park had to re-oil Robro? Loz

2. That spook behind the cash register said he gave me $5 in change and all I got was a buck. I'm tired of those stupid loz.

by Will Finn August 24, 2007

Loz

A lively gurl...that luv's 2 pints of lager..is some times hard to understand...she like Fredie...she luv's Rick..and she hates..guess who

See aove definition. If you still dont get it then leave it

by Funkin Gonuts March 6, 2005

Loz

When you are bored with your friends who seem to LOL at everything you say

Sarcastic Lol

You are just sooooo funny lol

Yeah and why do you reply lol to everything I say loz

by eggyclassic October 2, 2009