1. jim: when we get to the club don't be surprised if a few girls approach me.
tim: whatever.
jim: could you lend me $10 so i can buy some beer?
tim: i can't. i've got enough to get in and to get my moms' pills tomorrow.
jim: but what about me?
tim: i don't believe you man, you're such a loz!
2. ian mckellen is a loz.
tim: whatever.
jim: could you lend me $10 so i can buy some beer?
tim: i can't. i've got enough to get in and to get my moms' pills tomorrow.
jim: but what about me?
tim: i don't believe you man, you're such a loz!
2. ian mckellen is a loz.
by graham pulser May 13, 2004
Get the lozmug. 
Someone who mistakenly submerges, jumps into or enters a body of water (swimming pool, ocean) while holding a joint or blunt, or while carrying a quantity of marijuana.
"He jumped in the pool with the doob? What a Loz"
"He went swimming with the green in his pocket! Stupid Lozza!"
"He did a Loz and got all the bud soaking wet."
"He went swimming with the green in his pocket! Stupid Lozza!"
"He did a Loz and got all the bud soaking wet."
by olly08021 July 23, 2010
Get the Lozmug. by kuuchu_x October 21, 2008
Get the lozmug. 1. abbreviation. loh-ze. A funny or lazy way to say the online term "lol".
2. adj. loh-ze. A group or race of people that are associated with lying.
2. adj. loh-ze. A group or race of people that are associated with lying.
1. Did you hear that Park had to re-oil Robro? Loz
2. That spook behind the cash register said he gave me $5 in change and all I got was a buck. I'm tired of those stupid loz.
2. That spook behind the cash register said he gave me $5 in change and all I got was a buck. I'm tired of those stupid loz.
by Will Finn August 24, 2007
Get the Lozmug. A lively gurl...that luv's 2 pints of lager..is some times hard to understand...she like Fredie...she luv's Rick..and she hates..guess who
by Funkin Gonuts March 6, 2005
Get the Lozmug. by ruff in de jungle October 2, 2009
Get the Lozmug.