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lolment

a lol (laugh out loud) moment. When a moment is exceptionally funny.
Someone gets hit in the balls. LOLMENT
by mighty_mountain_dew May 17, 2009
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loluminati

The loluminati (etym. plural of Latin loluminatus, "Laugh-out-loud-enlightened") is an elite group of powerful comedians that seek to control the world’s supply of humor. They originally formed as a splinter group from the Bavarian “Illuminati”, an Enlightenment-era secret society founded in 1776, which was dedicated to the systematic and stealthy conquest of nations, one by one, and ultimately the entire world. The loluminati parted ways with the illuminati over the issue of the best way to ensure a harmonious enlightened society; with the later advocating political power and the former humor, absurdity, and basic silliness.

The loluminati have been particularly successful in orchestrating free speech activities throughout history, mainly aimed at ensuring that their hordes of caricaturists and other political comedians could thrive. While most loluminati activities have been generally regarded as positive by most of society, the group remains elite and secretive and occasionally supports what some describe as unseemly or even dark humor; some examples being - boy-bands, the election of George W. Bush, and soap operas.
-Man, how did that guy get famous?
-I don't know. I suspect the loluminati.
by Scott Trowbridge September 29, 2008
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LOLAMEPAO

Quite similar to the word LOLAMEP yet with another added two words, to make it all the more complicated. Lolamepao is commonly defined as Laugh Out Loud And Maybe Even Peeing All Over.
Jacqueline - Did you see Maddie sit on that chair and break it yesterday?
Lauren - Omg YES!! I totally lolamepao!
by Eiddam666 June 18, 2008
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lolymer

The polymerization of multiple "lol"s. Usually used in an attempt to taunt the use of internet acronyms, or just to express an excess of laughing out loud (or the lack thereof). In addition, this is mildly pleasurable to use in actual dialogue.
1: Dude, I opened my textbook to study, but then I realized that is for stupid people.
2: lololololol.
1: Nice lolymer.
by NotAidan February 23, 2012
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Lolums

A word used when something is funny but a bit confusing.
Ariana: My dad gets high all the time
Selena:§ Lolums
by P. I July 19, 2019
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lolame

Combination of 'lol' and 'lame'. Used when someone tries to be funny, but epically fails.
Comedian: What's brown and rhymes with Snoop Dog? Dr. Dre

Me: lolame!
by lolamester February 14, 2012
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LOLAMEP

And then he fell down on stage, with his pants around his ankles! LOLAMEP!
by JensenW September 25, 2007
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