Lolcat 

The Language spoken in "Kingdom of Cats"

A.K.A. a bunch of cat memes

language converter:
speaklolcat.com

English: I speak lolcats

Lolcat: I SPEEK LOLCATZ

Lolcat by Screeching_Goat October 16, 2021

LOLCat 

A LOLCat is an internet meme that is a picture of a cat that has a "relatable" caption.

"This LOLCat meme is hilarious!"

LOLCat by ZayonCrayon May 15, 2022

lolcat 

a language, noticed in minecraft, basically english but cuter

green stik - bamboo in lolcat

lolcat by LunarBerries June 21, 2023

lolcat overload 

When your hard drive has so many thousands of files of lolcats that your computer literally explodes.

Donny: Were living in this homeless shelter now because my dumbass brother had a lolcat overload.
Homeless man: Hmm....fascinating.

lolcat overload by maxatron December 23, 2008

LOLcat Bible

Technically known as the LOLcat Bible Translation Project, it began in July of 2007. It is an online project dedicated to translating the entire Bible into lolspeak.

God is referred to as Ceiling Cat and Satan as Basement Cat. All characters, including God, converse in lolspeak. Common lolwords are used to express Christian ideas, such as blessings (cheezburger) and disciples (homiez).

The actual names of biblical characters and locations are grammatically accurate, and the LOLbible itself is an accurate representation of the bible. It is available for purchase on Amazon and Barnes & Noble.

So liek teh Ceiling Kitteh lieks teh ppl lots and he sez 'Oh hai I givez u me only kitteh and ifs u beleeves him u wont evr diez no moar, kthxbai!' - John 3:16 from the LOLcat Bible

LOLcat Bible by fettfan91 March 15, 2010

cellco location 

The use of another electronic device such as your land line or other cell phone to find your missing cell phone.

Not unlike how bats use "echo location" to find their nesting areas or food, human animals often use "cellco location" to find their missing cell phone.

cellco location by Garret_P August 16, 2009

lolattack 

When somebody spams using lots of continuous lol's.

Guy #1: i just spilled coke all over my keyboard!
Guy #2: lololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololololol
Guy #1: jesus i just got lolattacked

lolattack by theLOLer March 21, 2009