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Flute Lessons

Rachel is so hot but she needs some more flute lessons if this is ever gonna work out.

My girl is no cock monger. She needs some flute lessons. She’s all teeth.
by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2018
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Asshole Lessons

Asshole Lessons are special preparatory courses given to douche bags.

Your boss had the whole lot of them.
Jesus, you flippin' ballsacker, what? Have you been taking ASSHOLE LESSONS?

You're, like. the World Champion of sphincters.
by Jacques Asse October 16, 2009
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magnetic lessons

Lesson plans on magnetic paper to display on a white board to make teaching easy and fun for the students. Also referred to as interactive lessons.
Dr. Hill used his magnetic lessons to teach the science class about the earth's layers.
by backstopbob June 11, 2006
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Log Lessons

The act of showing one or more people how to roll a 2 or more gram blunt. Log lessons can be taught by anyone with the abilites to roll a suffiecent sized blunt
When Hollie arrived at my house carrying a 3 pack of white owls i knew she was ready for the Log Lessons

"Yo Tron when this baseball games over are you ready to head back to the mons and study the Log Lessons
by tronasaurus April 15, 2013
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swimming lessons

When you partake in sexual activity or intercourse, you learn how to swim on the penis! taken from the song money maker
Hey, Tokyo want to come over for swimming lessons?
by magnificentunicorn October 29, 2006
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piano lessons

An offering from a pianist male or female to invite someone over to fingerblast them.

An easy way to decode whether or not someone is using the sexual slang for piano lessons is to ask them how much they charge per hour, if the pianist says, "You don't have to pay me.", or implies that it is FREE of charge, they want you to fingerblast them.
"Anyone interested in some Piano Lessons, hmu! I'm FREE this weekend!"

"Hmu for FREE Piano Lessons!"

"I'm home alone, Piano Lessons are FREE this weekend!"
by nottherealilluminati July 7, 2017
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German Lessons

Fuck we have our german lessons now. Im doing my fuck german homework now
by Touranfan06 April 15, 2021
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