laylon

some douche who always wears Adidas clothes

"Dude, he acts so much like a Laylon"

by magicalderp1 February 28, 2017

laylonie

A really bad person

The girl over there was acting like a laylonie

by Litter12 November 9, 2017

laylonie

the baddest of them all and never cared. also never let anything get in the way.

she was the laylonie of the group

by häy March 23, 2019

Laylove

A girl that loves to lay.
She will have sex with anyone, she is always on time and never says no.

1-I am trying to get with that girl!
2-Well you can she is pretty easy
1-really?
2-Yeah she is a Laylove!

by funnystuff March 26, 2009

layloni

A pretty girl who is sneaky often a slut. Have their way with men . Becomes a obsession. Hoe

Be careful looks like a layloni.

by Ynw.mexico May 8, 2018

laylows

Similar to low life’s , laylowess rank low on on the todem pole of society. Unlike lowlifes who are typically known for doing egregious acts, laylows just want to smoke herb all day and not accomplish anything.

Hey Sarah you need to leave that Laylow Jeff. All he does is go to beach and surf all day, and his van all ways smells like oregano.
Laylows are typically the guy a girl dates before finding her husband.

by Bambro10 August 22, 2021

Laywoman’s Terms

The opposite of Layman’s terms. To make something much more complicated than it has to be. A convoluted nonsensical explanation.

Jerry: Ellie and I are breaking up.
Mike: wait what happened?
Jerry: Well to put it into Laywoman’s Terms, she told me that she “had a dream that I cheated on her with her friend Nichole who is a Scorpio born on a full moon, and her amethyst crystal said our relationship was incompatible”.
Mike: that makes no god damn sense.
Jeremy: exactly

by Andrew G 001 September 22, 2021