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L.S.A.T.

An L.S.A.T. is a W.V.R.M. "F.R.N.D.L.E." in your H.E.A.D. that pretends to be friendly, but is actually making you quite A.S.S.I.C.K. 🕶️🍇🩸🧠🗡️🕳️🤯
Damn... I JUST CHECKED my Dad's Stock Portfolio before L.S.A.T. practice and he S.L.A.Z.Z.E.D. Me in da mouth and said, Good J.O.B. 🐋🗡️🧿🧲🤐🦾👹🔰🦁
by Gecko Glock December 28, 2020
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B.S.T.L.

Balls Stuck To Leg

When your balls stick to your leg because they are sweaty
Do u have a spatula? i got B.S.T.L.
by D Rock Da Jew / Derek March 12, 2007
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S.A.L.T.S.

Smile A Little, Then Stop.
I think lol is overused.
Exactly that's why I S.A.L.T.S.
whats that?
I smile a little, then stopped
loti!
by 4wexdfg March 22, 2013
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N.S.T.L.

Nuts
Stuck
To
Leg = N.S.T.L.
"Oh man, let me re-adjust, I got total N.S.T.L.
by Wackdog Whoaday September 14, 2008
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T.S.L.C.

Acronym for the phrase, 'Takin' shits, lickin' clits'

Exclamatory phrase to (light-heartedly) gloat or brag.

Actually, this phrase is very versatile. It may be used to taunt, to invigorate, to congratulate, and many others.
Student 1: I heard you guys won the game last night! Nice job!
Student 2: *blushes* Hey, thanks man!
Student 3: *barges in on conversation* TAKIN' SHITS LICKIN' CLITS! *slaps Student 2 on the shoulder*

Bro 1: Hey man how was the party? Sorry, I was too busy partying with slutty lunchladies to join you.
Bro 2: ...what? Anyway, I scored with Angelina.
Bro 1: YEAH? Takin' shits lickin' clits, man! Didn't think you had it in you. Well, I did, but your parents didn't.
Bro 2: ...

Football player 1: Their team won't stand a chance. We have TEAMWORK on our side!
Football player 2: F*** YEAH! HONEYBADGERS! T.S.L.C. on three!

Team: ONE TWO THREE! TAKIN' SHITS LICKIN' CLITS! HOOAH!
by bonedryhumorous January 11, 2012
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i.l.y.m.t.i.l.m.s.b.y.d.g.m.t.s.e.b

I love you more then I love myself but you don’t give me the same energy back
Me to crush:i.l.y.m.t.I.l.m.s.b.y.d.g.m.t.s.e.b
by Kaydee Bravo October 8, 2020
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I.C.Y.D.K.B.I.C.B.Y.A.I.W.B.L.I.I.S.T.I.C.L.T.L.W.Y

ABBREVIATION FOR IN CASE YOU DIDNT KNOW BABY IM CRAZY BOUT YOU AND I WOULD BE LYIN IF I SAID THAT I COULD LIVE THIS LIFE WITHOUT YOU
*Text from signjficant other *: I.C.Y.D.K.B.I.C.B.Y.A.I.W.B.L.I.I.S.T.I.C.L.T.L.W.Y
by swanrose365 July 7, 2021
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