L.S.H.I.F.O.M.Y.A.S.M.F.

An acronym meaning Laughing So Hard I Fell Off My Yoshi and Spilled My Fanta. Used when someone or something makes you laugh so hard you have trouble breathing.

Hey have you seen the movie Grandma's Boy? Yeah it made me L.S.H.I.F.O.M.Y.A.S.M.F.

by Koo Times Two September 6, 2011

S.A.L.T.S

smiled a little then stopped

in stead of saying L.O.L and lying to the person you are texting and you self say S.A.L.T.S.

by crazy_panda28 April 22, 2014

S.A.L.T.S.

Smiled a little then stopped.

My friend texted me a funny meme, but all I said back was, "S.A.L.T.S.".

by ThatNoobyDude December 4, 2024

a/s/l

Age / Sex / Location. The mating call of the barely post-pubescant teenager. Typically the male initiates this signal, as an attempt to attract a female that can give an honest reply to his liking. More often, however, the male is fooled by another male, generally much older, who will impersonate his "dream girl" for his own sick, sadistic pleasure.

Horny teenager: "A/S/L?"
50yr old bald, obese guy sitting naked at computer, scratching double chin and eating cheetos: "16/F/hopefully in your bedroom soon ;) "
Horny Teenager: "Wanna cyber?!?!"
50yr old dude: "Thought you'd never ask!!!!!"

by PurEvil May 4, 2006

F.I.N.A.L.S.

Fuck I Never Actually Learned Shit; often used by college students during finals week.

student: "I have F.I.N.A.L.S. this week so Im stressing out and studying/learning everything"

by Steveso1 December 17, 2006

a/s/l/o/s

Age/sex/location/orientation/status. Derived from the word a/s/l the objection of this word get more information about the one you are chatting with. Commonly used when talking to strangers online.

person 1: a/s/l/o/s ?
person 2: 16/male/U.S.A/straight/single
person 2: you?
person 1: 51/male/U.S.A/Bi/single
*person 2 disconnected from chat*

by Smashking242 October 5, 2010

A.S.L.G

A shitty lesbian gamer.

Oh wow, you're such an A.S.L.G

by Large Newt October 23, 2020