L.P.U.

Leet Pimps United

a society that only the leetest of the pimps can get into

mark-w00t to the lpu
bren- w00t me too
idiot- wtf is the lpu
mark- you don't know what it is casue ur a homogayfag

by anal_face January 12, 2005

L & P One Room Syndrome

The act of being inside a typically warm room with another friend to the point where you slowly start devolving mentally and becoming retarded and unable to use the penis and or rectum until goodnight sniff rope and dirty bums has been commenced.

Ah lad I'm so out of my mind my penis is in my arse, must be the L & P One Room Syndrome

by FannyCraddockMechanism February 19, 2026

S.L.P.D.

S.L.P.D. stands for 'Sweet Lincoln Park Dude', which refers to type of male you may commonly find in the famous upscale neighborhood of Lincoln Park in Chicago, IL. They are usually found wearing collared shirts, North Face apparrel, or designer t-shirts. SLPDs are also usually found in large groups at overpopulated bars/clubs drinking Heineken or overpriced liquor. They are always judging themselves (and others) on where they are, how they look, or how much sexual activity they can engage in.

"You want to go to that club?! Do you realize how many S.L.P.D.s will be there?!"

"Wow, maybe I should pop my collar so I can fit in with all the S.L.P.D.s here."

by E-Rok1 August 4, 2009

L.L.P.F.

Liar, Liar, Pants on Fire

After hearing the same lame excuse over and over again about why the university student couldn't bring their books back on time and why they shouldn't have to pay overdue fines, the librarian wrote "L.L.P.F." in the student's library account so that the other staff wouldn't excuse any more overdue fines.

by Kathy G. June 23, 2009

R.L.P.S.

Reinstatement letter plagerism system

When I wanted to get reinstated they ran my letter through the R.L.P.S. (relps), and found multiple hits.

by Second Macabee November 19, 2007

Little Person Syndrome(L.P.S.)

Syndrome caused by an inferiority complex usually directed at stature or height. In women this may cause a variety of problems from "Bitchy-ness" to the urge to stand on large objects in order to feel some sense of "dominance" over others. Calling a woman who suffers from L.P.S. "tall" is a big compliment and will make them feel good about themselves. In men the problems multiply; men, already having an aggregation of complex's pertaining to their own inferiorities, become arrogant little fucks, who buy big trucks, and treat people like shit.

This syndrome is similar to L.M.S. or Little Man Syndrome, which is an inferiority with the size of ones own Male reproductive organ.

"Man that girl suffers from L.P.S. real bad she's just being a bitch to everyone."

"E.H.(hahah) is trippin', must be the L.P.S."

Little Person Syndrome(L.P.S.)

by Long14 January 9, 2012

R.A.L.P

1.Residence of abnormally large penises. A house in Columbia Missouri founded by four MU students.

2. Also referred to as Rho Alpha Lambda Pi.

Girl 1: "I'm going to the R.A.L.P tonight."

Girl 2: "Better take some condoms."

Girl 1: "Yep, got some Force Flex trash bags."

by The Hand$ April 30, 2011