Kyoto Cocoa

The practice among Japanese businessmen of requiring a prostitute to eat nothing but chocolate for seven days. On the seventh day, said Japanese businessman dines on her excrement.

If you have the wherewithall to purchase exclusive rights to a prostitute for an entire week, you may be interested in trying out the Kyoto Cocoa.

by shamefulnonsense August 9, 2010

Kyoto Solo

Related to a Tokyo Sandblaster. Though instead of being scat related, the Kyoto Solo is semen based.
The Kyoto Solo is when you cum so hard and in such a copius amount that your partner takes on the appearance of Han Solo encased in Carbonite. The fact that their eyes are squinting relates back to the Tokyo Sandblaster. Also see Hibernation Semen sickness.

Dude 1 - "How was last night ?"
Dude 2 - "Samantha let me Kyoto Solo her. I was seriously close to displaying her in Jabbas palace."

by Julio Mandell April 19, 2011

Kyoto coat hanger

When a girl (possibly a girlfriend) is pregnant, and you have sex with her, attempting to kill the unborn fetus with your dick. Named after Japan's shameful tradition of abortions.

When Becky got pregnant, I took care of it by giving her the old Kyoto coat hanger!

by skimordie January 13, 2009

kyoto restaurant

A restaurant your Dad didn't take you to because he hates you.

My Dad didn't feed me, I'm actually starving. He took himself to the Kyoto Restaurant anyway though, and told me about it when he got back.

by Mr. Dailer August 23, 2016

kyoto protocol

Some Italians, particularly in the region of Puglia, believe that this is a code word for a secret erotic Japanese practice.

It involves inserting large boluses of ice up one's anus. One by one.

As reference in the video of the famous singer, Caparezza.

- Last night me and my bae tried the kyoto protocol.

- dayum, you are brave. How much did the temperature drop by?

by beatrizzz November 11, 2020

Kyoto Overlords

A group of excommicado outlaws accused of severe crimes being hunted for money

Yo thats the Kyoto Overlords

by dbsweebo July 19, 2023

kyoto snooping

putting a pole in your penis and pissing everywhere like a fountain

me and my ex hooked up again after a good night of kyoto snooping

by dumasshoe February 22, 2025