Kelan

Probably the most smart person in the world who is most certainly not a know it all, he is just surround by a bunch of ignorant idiotic fools who are too stupid to realize who's amazing presence they are in. He is not only extremely intelligent and far from ignorant, but he is also incredibly handsome, good looking, outstandingly SEXY, has a huge penis, has the potential to get all the ladies, is overwhelmingly talented, really strong and fit, and is so friendly, nice, and polite, that when people see him they say ooooohhh kelan, and ponder at his extremity of awesomeness. He's amazing and king of pizza. The evolved homosapien

Guy 1: Liam and Marcus combined are not half the man of kelan
Guy 2: i agree, who wouldn't, kelan is legendary

by ELITEIRISHMAN July 19, 2014

Kelanie

A kelanie is a magical being of a human. She wears her confidence on her shoulders as she strides through this craziness we call life. Though her top may be heavy, her burden is light. She has faith that Mother Theresa would envy. Her hair shines like the gold that encapsulates her halo. The heart inside this wonderful heiress is one that contains compassion. The very fiber of her being is ruled by the knowledge that she can take on the world. Grab a drink ladies and gentlemen, lets toast to a Kelanie!

Guy: So you see that princess walkin across the street?

Another Guy: Oh ya dude, nobody could miss those humps.

Guy: She is a ten!

Another Guy: No, she is a Kelanie!

by WalkingGoddess101 September 11, 2010

kelany

Kelany is a gorgeous girl, who is easily attracted.

"Is that Kelany"
"She's the cutest girl in school"

by Lit_A May 3, 2018

kyela

She’s a bad ass shit and does anything for her friends

Kyela is such an amazing friend, she’s always there for me

by National signal day June 3, 2020

Keylan

is a type of person you need in your life. keylans are the type of people who’s advice you 100% need but absolutely hate. they’re honest & blunt, loving but guarded. very introverted around people they aren’t comfortable with, and. very extroverted & goofy around people they are comfortable with. keylans are very smart, probably the smartest people you’ll ever meet. they are very good at observing & reading people. keylans are not into astrology at all (usually capricorns). they are very family oriented & when they love they love hard. very great people to be around & a great person to have deep talks with.

Girl 1: “who’s that?”

Boy 1: “oh that’s keylan”
Girl 2: “he seems so down to earth & chill”

by chickenmaster.sk2k04 January 18, 2022

Kelan

When you try your hardest not to be a fucker, but everyone you deal with is a fucker, so you end up being a bigger fucker just to outfuck the fuckers.

Look at that cunt, he's such a kelan.

by TopShagger2021 January 19, 2021

keelan

He's a super sweet guy and acts really crazy in front of his crush. Keelans go for girls beginning with th eletters " S, R, L or T. He can be slightly dumb but is really funny.

Wow! That guy is so funny!

Yep he's a keelan!

by Sweetchair March 11, 2018