Kwijibo

n. Grl - North American ape-like man, with no chin, fat, bold and with bad temper.

n. Mex - Radio Kumanda's CEO :.: radiokumanda.com/kwijibo.

n. Spa - Simio Norte Americano, gordo, sin barbilla, calvo y de mal carácter.

Kwijibo walks loose!

Kwijibo is playing SKA at his show.

Un kwijibo anda suelto!

by Kwijibo May 9, 2004

Kwijibo

A fat, bald, yellow North American ape with no chin. Has round eyes bigger than a normal ape, short temper, and may or may not strangle his son while crying out, "WHY YOU LITTE-"

According to Mr. Barthomolew Jojo Simpson, a gifted scholar who shall be in the Examples Talk-Show here with us, he first discovered this peculiar creature while playing a game of Scrabble, and this creature attempted to strangle him while he first coined this word.

Me: Hello, and welcome to the Examples Talkshow! I am Light White Dragon, and today we shall have an interesting conversation with Mr. Barthomolew JoJo Simpson, a gifted scholar from Springfield Elementary School. So, Mr. Bart- exactly how did you find this 'Kwijibo'?

Bart: Ehh... I was playing a game of Scrabble, and all of a sudden this creature tried to strangle me while-

-At home-

Homer: Mmm... these donuts are tasty!

-after turning on the T.V.-

Homer: Mmm... Wait, is that Bart! Hey, Marge- our son is on T.V.!
Hmm... Wait a minute-

-Examples Talkshow-

Bart: ... and so I ran all around the house and while it chased me, I saw its big, round eyes which looked like part of a bre-
Homer: WHY YOU LITTLE-
Bart: Uh-oh, Kwijibo on the loose

by Light White Dragon July 9, 2012

kwijibo

a tall dumb North American ape with no chin.

Look at that kwijibo!! Quick get the camera!!

by bread infection November 30, 2009

kwijibo

a cool yoyo trick

kwijibo

by Jekko^^ April 30, 2011

Kwygibo

A made up word that you use when loosing in scrabble, that, when asked, is a North American balding ape with a low I.Q.

K.W.Y.G.I.B.O, kwygibo, triple word bonus, and used all of my letters... I win Bitch!

by snipe1169 March 26, 2009

kwyijibow

the bow used by kwyies

eat my bow you nonk-wyjies

by demented screwed up retard February 19, 2003

kwyjibophobia

A fear of big, dumb, balding North American apes with no chins and short tempers. Officially known as a fear as of 2019, when it was coined by a notable kwyjibo, Renee Brown, who hated herself and wanted a word to describe it.

Dad is a kwyjibo! I HAVE KWYJIBOPHOBIA OH MA GAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

by A skibidigmasexual man August 27, 2025