Kurtis

Sexy ass boy who you'd think is innocent but really is freakier than a stripper. Can't be trusted and doesn't really date. He is a heart breaker and flirts with every girl he sees

Oh my god. Kurtis, he's so hot but he's a bitchhhh

by yuhyuhyuhyuh March 2, 2018

Kurtis

A a lazy piece of crap that is also a bully to everyone

Oh hey I'm Kurtis today we're going to go to some random black kid and call him names

by Bryson 384 March 6, 2019

kurtis

someone who will do anything for anyone as long as they are worthy of it.

kurtis will help u as long as u dont rick it up!

by whootwhoot 1 September 22, 2009

kurtis

a mother fucking awesome name
for a mother fucking awesome nigga.

hey, wanna go do kurtis?
hell yeah.

by banana mcgee October 30, 2007

Kurtys

Sexiest man alive. Kurtys is insanely attractive and always has the attention of every girl that is within 30 feet of him. He usually has a big wanker and he puts it to good use. Every guy wants to be a Kurtys, and every girl wants to have a Kurtys.

Girl: Oh my god! Look at Kurtys!
Guy: I wish I was him!
Girl: I wish he was my boyfriend!

by Rawr1331 December 13, 2010

Kurty

The most adorable kind of kitty. It has to be:

1. extra fluffy
2. sassy
3. immediately make you want to pick it up and love it

"I wish my boring kitty was a kurty."

by LT8927 October 1, 2008

kurtis

an absolute giga chad

kurtis is cool.

by Toasj February 27, 2023