2 definitions by Insty

Kurtis is a druggy that hates his family and will compulsively lie to get his next fix. He's a joke to everyone he knows, hes a loser, and God wants to smite him in his socks. He cant build a paper plane but he will fly off to La-La land just to make a buck.
Everyone hates Kurtis.
by Insty May 24, 2019
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Phebe is a Succubus that drains the life out of vulnerable sailors and takes their money when they aren't looking. She is attractive enough to lure them in, but her cackling laughter will suffocate them before dawn. Beware the lingering stench of fish and decaying flesh with a Phebe.
God, I cant believe she sucked my dick and it fell off. What a Phebe.
by Insty May 24, 2019
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