kumquat

Something you call someone when they're being a lazy little bitch

"Cleidus come to the gym and stop being a kumquat, be a homie"

by Cleidus October 10, 2018

kumquat

Someone who takes christianity too seriously or someone who believes all sex is very very wrong.

Normal Girl: Oh my god! You see that HOTTIE!?
Kumquat: *crosses self* You slut! Jesus loves you! You will rot in hell!

by mibluvr13 May 18, 2005

kumquat

Said in response to loud sex.

When you need her to stop shrieking while doin' it: "y'all kumquat or people'll hear you!"

by quatly f-in October 25, 2009

kumquat

1) A type of fruit.
2) something innocent with an unfortunate name.

1) mm, I'm kind of hungry. Hey, Is there any kumquat in that fruit salad you just made?

2) Ah, It's a shame - Why couldn't kumquat be called 'daleenoo' instead? Now it's just going to be put into poems by pervy geography teachers..

by Pielaii October 30, 2005

kumquat

Substance released in the form of a bullet (in shape and size) as a person squats on top of his/her partner's face; may be fruity in flavour - depends on what materials have been consumed by the kumquatter earlier.

Alternatively, a fruit of the Chinese Orange kind.

Guy 1: Man, last night I let out a couple of kumquats on her face, and I had eaten a couple of oranges earlier so she started choking - she's allergic to oranges.

Guy 2: Oh no, what happened?!

Guy 1: She died.

by DDKankerlijer August 9, 2012

kumquat

It's when you start doing a squat but then realise that your penis is leaking cum, or there is juice leaking from your kunt.

guy: Hey baby, you better start doing squats more often if you want a great ass!
girl: Ohh.. I can't.. remember last time, you know I get kumquats when that happens!

by toplulz March 2, 2014

kumquat

a sexual position in which the guy squats over the girl while cumming
- usually asked for by the guy, as just doing it can result in a slap in the face

Justin gave Mandy a kumquat special

by Natashacampbell January 17, 2008