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KT

Acronym for the phrase "king turd." A king turd is the the largest (or very close) shit you've ever taken; a log so big it fills the bowl, peeks out of the water, and makes you proud to have fathered something so awe inspiring. It is illegal to not take a picture and show it to all your friends.
"Dude, I just ate a load of meat and potatoes. I'm gonna have a KT later with pics to prove it."

"Someone left an epic KT in the stall. I swear it was this big."
by Shpleeurnck November 9, 2009
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The most normal girl you know. She has no magical qualities at all. She normally isn't even noticed in the crowd, she is a legendary ninja though.
Oh, wow, I didn't even see you there KT, you are so unnoticeable, you are the most legendary, unmagical ninja ever.
by Katester December 17, 2018
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KT

KT, abbreviation of Katie/Katy/Katey/etc.

Females that shorten their name to KT often have the following characteristics:

- Extremely wide, child bearing hips and generally massive lower body including but not limited to; cankles, gunts, thunder thighs and muffin tops.

- Offensive body odour

- Disco minge (the stench of an unwashed, sweaty vagina)

- Thinks she’s an expert at everything

- The world owes her something because she worked in the food service industry for 10 years

- Multiple STD’s

- Personally victimised by everyone

- Bipolar disorder

- Dresses for the size she wants, not the size she has

- Attention seeker
Person 1: That girl is a real KT!

Person 2: What? A cutie?
Person 1: Nah, a KT. One of those fat, slutty girls that everyone knows, but nobody likes.
by bandg September 19, 2018
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A girl who loves college and Chick-fil-A, she hates her family but it's ok everyone does
Kt is a bitch
by Itsyogirlshalyssa March 28, 2017
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Ava: Emma is my best friend don test her.
Emma: kt
by kaylamaep May 20, 2017
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KT is a very outgoing person who loves to have fun and has a big heart but can sometimes be mistreated. KT is also crazy in bed and is very outgoing .
Girl : Oh my god did you see KT last night

Girl 2: Yes girl I wish I could’ve had some KT last night :
by anonymous February 2, 2021
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KT is the coolest nihh around everybody wanna be him he’s d1 prospect
Yk kt?”yeah the mf goat
by Im ya boiii November 23, 2021
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