khrystos

An epic dude who works hard and is the best mofo in town. is an extreme balla.

Wow that dude was such a Khrystos.

by TheDefiner789 December 13, 2016

Krystobee

The realest hood nigga you gon see in yo life. This nigga the type of nigga to pull up to highschool in a fucking tuktuk cuz he don't give no shit what niggas think about him. All my homies fuck with Krystobee. Krystobee fucks with all my homies 💯

Krystobee I need some help in the bedroom, my girlfriend wants to have sex with me but I can't get hard. Can you be there and hide in the closet so I can become hard just by looking at you?

by NiggaPincher October 27, 2020

Kryptos

God

Man: "I saw Kryptos yesterday"
Atheist: *converts*

by 16CharactersLong March 22, 2021

Kryptoslechta

The mix between Nutella and liver pate

Mmm... I could go for some bread with kryptoslechta

by Tsczhabb April 10, 2022

Kryptostylenic

A word with more fluff than actual meaning, this lazy bastardization of a fabricated technicality can be stapled on to any sentence for immediate pseudo-intelligence points.

Male:"Yuck, look at her! How kryptostylenic."

Potential Lay:"Take me now!"

by MTA June 26, 2004

Kryštof around

To be annoyingly politically correct and picky about pronouns. Usually used in European Youth English.

I hope Mark and Amelia will shut the f**k up . I can't believe it, they constantly kryštof around.

by Vilitaf December 27, 2018

Kryston

A honest individual, very creative especially during sex. Likes to touch kitty cat butt holes, and generally dates people named Kyle. Can be a psycho horny pedophile. Favorite snack is turtle poop.

"God she is such a Kryston, look at all the turtle poop she is eating!"

by Dickbitter September 28, 2011