Skip to main content

Nigga kryptonite

Any woman that would bring a nigga to his knees, specifically thick, big-booty white girls
Damn!! Look at dat bitch! Dats nigga kryptonite, fo real.
by DreadHawk May 31, 2015
mugGet the Nigga kryptonite mug.

kryptonic

1. A chick so hot she makes superman or you weak in the noggin

2. Something so cool or good that it makes you weak in the noggin (can't think so straight)
i was at this strip club this weekend and there was this babe who without a doubt was kryptonic...too bad she was dumb as a box o rocks
by Big BNP January 29, 2004
mugGet the kryptonic mug.

Kryptonium

Kryptonium is a hardcore gang roleplayer on SchoolRP, a minecraft server. He killed the police commissioner with a fuckin' pencil and a couple of officers. He certainly doesn't know anyone who bypasses but yet gets a ban saying knowing people bypassing.
Loooper: Hey! look who it is, it's Kryptonium. I banned him because he was going to kill another police officer, LOL!
Police officer 1: Yes, Sir. We always want you as a staff member to act bias to us so we can eliminate these gang roleplayers in an unfair way!
by Gangroleplayers October 27, 2020
mugGet the Kryptonium mug.

Kryptonic

A verb describing anyone who uses their power or authority to make you or your (planned) actions inferior, weakened or subject to being dominated or overthrown, or that renders your ability to do something obsolete.
Despite turning 18 and having new superpowers (the ability to go clubbing and drinking legally) my Kryptonic mother won't even let me leave the house at night to do such acts.
by LanksEO March 27, 2009
mugGet the Kryptonic mug.

Peters Kryptonite

A slang definition for Red Bull. Please see the expression "feeling a bit peters".
Dave : I'm soooo tired at the moment I need some Peters Kryptonite
by Glen Rolls June 13, 2008
mugGet the Peters Kryptonite mug.

kryptonite

Dont smoke that kryptonite shit will fuck you up
by AC November 28, 2003
mugGet the kryptonite mug.

Kryptonate

Kryptonate is a more powerful human form of Nate Robinson and Superman's biggest weakness, Achilles heel, and arch-nemesis (Next to Lex Lurther). Derived from the word kryptonite; Kryptonate is also in all green. Kryptonate wears a Saint Patrick's day green New York Knicks Jersey and shorts, green shoes, and a green sleeve. Kryptonate's biggest unleashed weapon of choice is his green ball which is said to give him extra powers, and said to weaken Superman whenever it's within his radius or whenever it's in use. Kryptonate is the human form of Superman's weakness "Kryptonite." It's said that Superman loses judgment around Kryptonate, which in turn causes Superman to be more vulnerable when around him. It's speculated that that is why Dwight Howard let Nate Robinson jump over him in the 2009 NBA Slam Dunk Contest. It's also argued that Kryptonate makes Superman weaken and lose abilities, ultimately becoming less Superman-like, and more like Dwight Howard. Many theorist proclaim that to be one of the main reasons Dwight Howard finishes weak in the final round of the 2009 Slam Dunk Contest. It is also argued by some that his abilities and judgement confused Dwight enough to even attempt the free throw line dunk, but that isn't yet accepted by the majority.
Kryptonate just owned Superman. Now all that is left of him is just Dwight Howard...
by PeteThePrince February 17, 2009
mugGet the Kryptonate mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email