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Krunkled

1. (adj.) The state of inebriation associated with a party thrown by Phil Kunkle. In most cases, consequences include alcohol poisoning, the contraction of one or more STD's, blindness, injury and possibly death.

2. (v.) The act of partying with Phil Kunkle. Activities include but are not limited to: beer pong, quarter bounce, other drinking games, liberal attempts at wiisports, sex with one or more partners, the imbibing of several hard alcoholic drinks, the imbibing of several illegal alcoholic drinks, the usage of recreational drugs, drunken dancing to music, throwing up in the bathroom, and doing stupid stunts to prove you have more balls.
1. Bill: hey man, you look pretty krunkled right now...
Joe: Imnodunk, yuudadunkun... (drunken babbling)

2. Bill: Hey Joe, wanna go over Phil's and get krunkled?
Joe: No, I still can't remember the name of that chick I keep fucking.
by Phil Kunkle January 10, 2008
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Drizzle Kringle

Person 1: That girl is so fine bro
Person 2: On Drizzle Kringle?
by HuntyTheMan January 4, 2023
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Kris Kringle

A reference to Santa Claus, often mispelled as Chris Cringle
by BigWang117 December 21, 2008
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Kringle

Someone who has a mix of Blonde and Red hair. Gets around all the negatives of being a ginger in younger years but grows into the soul sucking lifestyle after puberty.
DAVE: Why do I get a creepy vibe from you?
KERMIT: Probably because im a Kringle!
DAVE: What is a Kringle?
KERMIT: A Kringle is someone who plays the fence of normal society by having half blonde hair but deep down will always be weird and socially unaccepted due to my ginger roots.
by McLovinDeez July 14, 2018
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krunkle

the act of hitting someone in the testicles
Riley's rolling on the ground because he just got krunkled.
by The Big Lem June 22, 2008
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kringle

A danish pastry made and sold in Racine, WI. Usually contains fruit or nut filling and is frosted; may be filled with cream cheese or chocolate. Generally comes in a oval ring that is about 18" long.
Let's order some kringle from kringle.com! mmmm....
by Pammm February 1, 2007
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Krunglefuck

Krunglefuck (or krunglebonk) is a phrase used to describe the act of killing another player in an online game, typically in a humorous manner. The act of krunglefucking another player is typically achieved through unorthodox methods, usually comical, yet wholly unexpected. Despite the simplistic nature of the art of krunglefucking, the art can take years to master, and a good and proper krunglefuck can be as rewarding as it is challenging.
Dean had just been krunglefucked, and he was ashamed.

Janice was krunglefucking zombies left and right.

"Ayo, watch me absolutely krunglefuck this shitwaffle."
by Moomallowz October 4, 2020
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