krumping

1. Dancing like a fucking retard while having a live electric cable shoved up your ass.
2. A bizarre and painful form of dancing where a mental patient shakes his/her body violently after being lobotomized.

"That muthafucka be doing some mad crazy krumping while he out there holding that wire hanger in the middle of that heavy electrical storm."

krumping by Hammerstrike July 10, 2005

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the act of masturbating into a public urinal

wait, wasn't jacob just krumping? wtf!

krumping by cederic the carrot April 29, 2012

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krumping

Rapidly shaking your booty while dressed like a clown.

The dancers in the video Hey Mama are krumping so hard they look like their asses might fly off.

krumping by Yipching June 20, 2004

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Krumping

Krumping is a term that is used in place of seizure in order to not hurt peoples feelings and keep medical condition a secret. When someone is having a seizure the can just say "I was Krumping" and no one will be any the wiser or make fun of them.

Is Tyrese having a seizure? Yes, but he calls it krumping so that no one makes fun of him or finds out he has seizures.

Krumping by saharadryhumor March 16, 2015