krumped

To be absolutely shitfaced.

I got fucking krumped last night after all those kegstands!

by Erik January 26, 2004

upper krummer

<v> The act of shitting in the water tank of a toilet while at the same time recieving oral sex.

Matt thought it would be funny to upper deck Alex's toilet, but when his boyfriend Tori heard about it, he decided an upper krummer was in order.

by Enzo - K March 12, 2007

Krumpert

an adjective used to describe one who is comprised of beard, testosterone, lack of testicles, and an innate inability to detect vagina.

Synonyms: Nerf-herder, scruffy-looking, lazer brain, crumpet, Krump-it, the original beard

Antonyms: krumpalicious, cool, sweet-tits, Robocop, Superman, Superbad, monkey

Dude, that homeless man is soooo Krumpert!

That's one Krumpert beard.

by Jacob R. December 26, 2007

Krimper

In rock climbing, when a hold is very small therefore the climber needs to work very hard to hold on to it. Often used to express the difficulty of a climb.

Man I'm telling you, the second pitch of that 5.11+ was all krimpers!

by skk October 8, 2006

krumpette

A girl that krumps.
See "krump"

That krumpette KILLED him in that krump battle. (?)

by Lady Gaga_ October 30, 2010

Krumpet

A small proportion of ecstasy or black market drugs.

“Please johnny, I would like another krumpet of ecstasy “, said Margaret

by Jirana October 14, 2018