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Kittery

A town in Southern Maine of about 10,000 people. It's the first town when you enter Maine from Portsmouth NH. Kittery's population is mostly made up of: Portsmouth Naval Shipyard Workers, Out-of-towners that live in Navy Housing, Rich People (Kittery Point), and people living in trailers.
Joe: Where are you from
Tom: Kittery
by nick1207 January 30, 2007
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Kritten

(noun) A Kristen or Krissy who has managed to grow up while retaining her kittenish qualities.
A Kritten is more mature than a kitten but much more sexy and playful than a cat.
A Kritten is curious and independent but, unlike the immature kitten, cannot be trained or domesticated. And it won't get fat.
Krittens like to mate with Marks and can often be spotted in alleyways and the toilets of upmarket drinking establishments.

Etymology - from the uncomplicated amalgamation of the words Kristen and kitten.
Boy 1: Hey, check out that Kritten!
Boy 2: What? Don't you mean 'kitten'?
Boy 1: No, she's behaving more responsibly than a kitten so she must be a Kritten.
Boy 2: Oh yeah. And she's really hot.
Girl 1: Why don't you guys stare at me instead?
Boy 1: Because you are minging.
Boy 2: Yeah. And you are no fun. Leave us alone, we want to chase the Kritten.
by Smut Brooks August 3, 2009
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Awww look at that kitter!
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I found a stray kitter named Toast.
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Olives Kitteridge Burger

A burger that comes with olive tapenade
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Olives Kitteridge Burger, you should try it!"
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Kristers

kristers is a generally nice guy and will always know what to say to keep you happy, however kristers sometimes forgets to keep himself happy. he is a great joker and loves messing around, however there is a down side to kristers as sometimes he can be very sensitive. you are very lucky to have a kristers in your life he will never fail to talk to you and will always cheer you up. never lose a kristers you will need him.
friend: “hey”
kristers: “hollo”

friend: “im upset”
kristers: “im coming to see you”
by doyoueventrainbro April 14, 2019
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