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Kristaps

Male name used in Eastern Europe, more specifically the small island nation of Latvia. Has historically been linked with zionism and obesity, these etymological links have been affirmed by several notable scholars of the Latvian language, such as Prof. Banis Jorbals and Dr. Hab. Peinholds Rirags. Used in every day use expressions such as "Kristaps resns" and "Kristaps žīds". May occasionally be substituted by the Old Prussian form "Kristpaps", however, the name (and most Kristaps) historically originate from the Western region of Kurzeme (or Courland).

Well known Kristaps include Lielais Kristaps and Kristaps Kaupe.
Cease being such a Kristaps and lend me a fiver!
by Beinrich Bimmler July 5, 2010
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Kristus

Kristus Vesanus, also known as the sexiiest man alive (note the mispelling) and the person with the koolest online name. Also a haxor, therefore takes away all his sexiiness (once again note the misspelling).
Kelsey: I just love Kristus sooo much!
by Tom December 12, 2003
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Kristas

an extremely beautiful, dark haired female. Often blue-eyed, but sometimes has hazel eyes. Either way, her eyes are always shining.

She is often confused with Buffy the Vampire Slayer.

A lover of animals, pomeranians are particularly attracted to her, as are any type of cat.

A Kristas is multi talented. She can affix a toilet paper holder to a wall, organize keys and wallets in baskets, and scoop cat litter without flinching.

While her singing voice is "unique", she dotes on her companion who calmly tolerates her special (quirky) qualities.

A Kristas calls her mom daily and visits her grandparents twice each month.
Buffy pomeranian cat quirky mom Kristas
by MommyKristine February 4, 2010
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Kristasatryan

A person who doesn't know how great she is. Usually lives in a rich part of a city: newyork, Alexandria, mclean... Around the age of 10-15. easily makes and loses friends. May look happy on the outside but can be a dark hole on the inside. Very smart and is very advanced in academics. Everyone knows who she is. Plays sports and is muscular.
Wow who is that person!
Thats Kristasatryan
by China gurl July 13, 2017
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Kristmas

kristie mixed with chistmas
Kristie:ITS ¨KRISTMAS¨
humen:....
by kyattoz November 15, 2021
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Kristapus

A Human male who enjoys the sexual interaction of other men However isn't or at least claims not to be Homosexual
Person1: Man I really love big black hot steamy men

Person 2: Shut your fucking mouth you dirty homo
Person 1: I'm not gay I'm Kristapus
by Greg 4rd of little arseington November 15, 2021
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holly jolly kristmas

To pull the back of someones shirt collar over their head. It most commonly is done when they are wearing a hoody and pulling the hood over their head and tying it that way with the draw strings.
by Garrett Scott October 29, 2004
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