kristoffers mom

a hot, and sexy induvidgual

omg "kristoffers mom" is getting layed by daniel!

by big man cooms June 7, 2022

Charlie Kristoff

A famous, rich, cool, charming, handsome, and amazing guy. He knows how to make a girl feel good and has a lot of fun. He is also smart, is good at fortnite, and has a lot of friends. Lastly Charlie is just a kind guy in general and has a ton of crushes.

"Charlie Kristoff is the best guy ever" she said.

by CoolGuyRick69 April 8, 2019

Kristoff

1- Mex. Said of a person whose mental rate is extremely low.

2- To be extremely idiot.

“ You’re a Kristoff!”

by Chinga tú pito pendejo August 8, 2018

Kristoffer

Kristoffer is this really tall guy, blue eyes, short black hear,always wears like blue dongeries and t-shirts, his funny AF, always "over the fucking top uber-super fucking happy" for some reason, he has moved three times and most of them around south-west of western oslo and he has a big dick, just sayin'

this goes for most Kristoffer

hey you know that really tall guy, blue eyes, short black hear,always wears like blue dongeries and t-shirts, his funny AF, always "over the fucking top uber-super fucking happy" for some reason, he has moved three times and most of them around south-west of western oslo and he has a big dick, whats his name again

yea you mean, Kristoffer

by some guy i think May 9, 2017

Kristoffer Post Byriel

A slang for a mordbid and oboxious Dungeons & Dragons monster. It exists in gutters, sewers and otherwise polluted areas, adventures braving these areas will often face an enraged kristoffer post byriel. Kristoffer post byriels are armed with ferocious remarks and conversation starters used decades ago. This may be a cruel weapon but Kristoffer post byriels true strenght lies in it's ability to annoy it's prey to the brink of suicide.

Surprisingly enough for their species, instead of mating with their kin they will often be found mating with local farm animals or domestic animals in general.

"Watch out for that byriel!"
"I think i saw a post in the stables yesterday"
"My lord that Kristoffer is gruesomely annoying!"
"A good sword or two will take care of that Kristoffer Post Byriel!"

by SpaceHamster January 5, 2012

Kristoffer

Lucifer’s cousin, not as evil as Lucifer. doesn’t hurt you or posses you if he knows you. enjoys talking using dowsing rods. lives at somebody’s house currently. has many friends that live with him. he can’t move big things, he’s not strong enough. has a human best friend and other human friends. Goes with you to places if you ask him to. Kristoffer is my best friend lol. but don’t provoke him or his friends, human or spirit.

Me: are we besties?
Kristoffer: yes(moves dowsing rods to yes)

by Besties With A Ghost May 14, 2022

Kristoffer Leirdal

A guy thats very hot and sexy. Has a long dick and is 100% sigma. Kristoffer Leirdal is so sexy even Barack Obama made love with him. He's also black.

Omg I love Kristoffer Leirdal He's my everything.

by KiwiTheKiwi September 12, 2022