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Kristone

“Wow this painting just screams kristone, i’ve never seen anything like it.”
by psilosy June 8, 2021
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kristopher

n. 1. a great guy who is kind, talented, intelligent, and rocks a hot body 2. an incredible catch 3. a badminton star

v. 1. to succeed at being AWESOME

adj. 1. awesome 2. endowed 3. hilarious
One girl says to another girl, "Who is that hunk?!" Other girl replies, "That's definitely a kristopher. Dibs."
by m webster February 4, 2010
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Kristofer

A man with a huge cock and likes squeezing boobies with his bare ass cheeks
Tom has a small Willy and oversized balls but kristofer has huge testicles and a nice cock
by Tomhasasmallwilly April 9, 2019
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Kristopher

The type of guy you met one night and never forget. One who is willing to stay up until 2 in the morning with you by his side. The kind of man who you fall for, despite his flaws. Thinkin' to yourself how damn fine that stud is. He's athletic and charming but not into commitment. Leaving you dreaming, if only...
You see those guys playing ping pong... Kristopher is totally gonna win.

Whose that playing piano? Kristopher duh... he's the best at practically everything.
by celestial143 May 25, 2014
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Kristopher

The best person in the whole world! Even better than Dominic!
His name is kristopher.
by My Device May 28, 2018
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Kristof Vampire

A Kristof Vampire is when a guy makes fangs out of candy corn and eats out the girl when she is on her period.
I gave her a Kristof Vampire yesterday... it was messy.
by The K Master April 18, 2008
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Kristoffer

Kristoffer is the picture pretty guy. He is romantic and his love knows no limits. If he falls for you, he won't ever stop loving you. When he fall in love, he falls deep.

Kristoffer is a mystery. You might think you have him figured out, but thats just his act. He likes to play naive and nice to get information or to hide the real him. There is much debth in him, a very philosophical guy that when he first begins can blow your mind with his genious words and thoughts.

People can always trust Kristoffer, his lojality is big to the one he loves and trust. That is few tho, he doesn't trust people easy.
If you ever get the chance to be with this guy, do it. You will never regret.

Kristoffer is very funny. With him you'll always have a good time. He is insane.
Guy 1:
"Hey, where did Kristoffer go? I haven't seen him in ages"

Guy 2:
"He found the love of his life, he left to be with her, you know him, his love is limitless"
by Reffotsirk August 1, 2010
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