kreem mop

A kreem mop is a guy that is in the so called "friends zone" with a girl and often acts as her shoulder to cry on when another guy who she has sex and/or a relationship with, dumps her or causes her emotional pain. He is a kreem mop because the "asshole" guy has sex with her while the "friends zone" guy is there to clean up the other man's wrong doings as he comforts her and bears all the emotional complaining.

Guy 1: Do you intend to escalate things with her?

Guy 2: No dude, I intend to keep her in the friends zone and be her shoulder to cry on when some guy fucks her in the ass and cums on her face while I'm the kreem mop there to clean her up.

by eMpTy009 March 9, 2010

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kreepshit

Word used to describe the creepiest of creepers. They lurk on the dark reaches of facebook and friend people they don't know to see pictures of them.

OMG Jeff is such a kreepshit for fb friending that chick he barely knows.

by dzdz February 7, 2009

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kiosk kreeper

the kreepy foreign dudes that work the kiosks in the malls that check your mother out when she walks by

ew mom that kiosk kreeper was totally just checking you out!

by mr.doodlebop777 January 30, 2010

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Krieger Kreepy

When something is so creepy, that it would even creep out Dr. Algernop Krieger from ISIS/CIA (Character from the TV Show "Archer")

Dude, that incest robot porn you are watching is Krieger Kreepy!

by Vapor S. Thompson March 31, 2015

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Kreebler

A creepy person (i.e. the dude who stands in the corner all night at a party, doesn't say a word and stares at everyone or the dude who likes to touch people a bit too much while he talks to them.) One who kreebles.

Can you believe that guy? He was like rubbing my back and shit while he was talking to me. What a fuckin' Kreebler!

by Aaron November 1, 2004

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