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Krausing

When somebody posts a status update on Facebook, then is the first to comment on their own status update and then 'likes' both their own original status update and any following comments that they post. It is generally used when the author of the status update thinks their status is so awesome that somebody should have commented because it was so funny/awesome/original etc. These status updates often involve completely unnecessary hash tags that piss people off.
"Mate, can you stop Krausing, you're status updates are boring and nobody cares that you tagged somebody because you're on your way to meet them"
by Anonymous_1234_Cat August 11, 2013
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Krassie

a name for cute, sexy, funny and yet very slutty girls. Also, Krassies have a fetish for Brits.
Wow..I was pretty Krassie last night.
by krassielover May 10, 2010
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Kassin' it

The act of attempting to post a gif and failing to wait long enough before copying and pasting, resulting in a static image that stands as a test of shame to all parties involved. Named after an Internet meme involving a gif of the character Kass from The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild.
"I think I'm going to just download this gif then upload it to the group chat. I know that if I mess up, someone is going to call me out on Kassin' it."

"Why did you just post a blurry picture with no contextual relevance?"

"Sorry, man, I didn't mean to Kass, but I swear its because Safari makes it hard to copy and paste gifs easily. That, or it was definitely my internet connection. Or my computer. But definitely not the fault of my own impatience."
by Link Just Got Woke September 5, 2018
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Krassenstein

The stain on your underwear as a result of sharting, sometimes permeating to the outer layers of your clothing. Usually accompanied by a putrid odour. Biohazardous.
I thought I just farted, then I checked my underwear and saw a huge krassenstein.
I could smell the krassenstein as he took off his trousers.
As I walked into the room, the dog ran straight to me and nuzzled my krassenstein
by Einstein's Brother December 18, 2022
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John Krasinski

The hottest guy on television and one of the stars of The Office. Great actor, ridiculously funny AND he went to Brown so he must be pretty smart!
Me: Oh my god John Krasinski is so hot!

Naive Friend: Who?

Me: I hate you.
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kressin

The best ever. Most likely a last name. It means the best at sex better at sex then a Ryan or any other name but not Cal or Caleb. People love a kressin. It’s a straight last name. He does not like boys. Always love girls. Always try’s there best to look good. Has lots of close friends. Has multiple girl friends. Has a good life. He’s a badass. He’s not fat. He’s loves sex. Will always be a helpful person. He good at making friends. Is super food lokoking. Smell really good. All the girls want him😘. This all is for a last name a possibly a first name.
Girl 1: I going on a date to night with the guys who last name is Kressin

Girl 2: I’m going on a date with him next week.
by Kressin March 11, 2019
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krashinda

Krashindas are beautiful and kind and amazing. But when things get heated they run away and their personality changed to the worst. They do make good mothers in nature and will do anything for them. Just don't call them a bitch or say you want a divorce
You see krashinda over their taking care of her son!!
by Crazy-hologram99 May 17, 2018
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