kronked

to get insanely high

"dude, i'm fucking kronked"

by scrappy-doo January 8, 2020

felix..kranken_

felix..kranken_ is the most coolest funniest person you'll ever meet! They're definitely a person you want to have a conversation with.

Have you heard of felix..kranken_?

by Mars/j1r0u._ July 21, 2021

DU WERDEST EINEN KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN

1: german for "you will need a nurse"

2: what to dial after 1-800 to get on Hitler's daytime talk show (from the TV show Family Guy)

"to get tickets to HITLER, call one, eighthundred...DU WERDEST EINEN KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN

by Molonious Prime February 27, 2005

Krasked

To fuck someone up, usually in a humorous manner.

He just got Krasked!!

by J Dollas March 12, 2009

krankeltek

The loose skin behind your knee.

Hey Japes! I like your short-shorts, they make your krankeltek look amazing!

by Jeff Bogort June 9, 2017

KRONKED

TO BE VILLAINIZED; to be subjected to or ambushed by a smear campaign; having one’s integrity challenged; being impeached or discredited by having aspects of your personal life exposed or exploited; describes one who has been subjected to unnecessary public embarrassment, shame, or ridicule; to be labeled or described as a morally bankrupt person. ALSO: describes aspects of a blue collar lifestyle.

Man, that defense witness was kronked!

by Prissycakes June 30, 2011

Kranged

To be Kranged is to get an erection so fierce that it literally stretches your skin downwards so that your penis can grow, resulting in your face being pulled onto your stomach, leaving you looking like 'Krang' from TMNT.

Guy A: 'Holy Fucking Shit!! That girl was so fucking hot that she just Kranged you dude!'
Guy B: 'Shreeeddderrrrrrrrr'

by Mr Muffstuffer April 22, 2013