kotext

1. A girl who texts you emotionally on her period.

2. Excessive moodswings when messaging.

"How is Samantha?"
"She's doing okay. But she started kotexting me, and it was weird."

"Oh my God! Jake is so cute. But he doesn't like me. Or maybe does. I don't know. What do you think? Well you don't care..."
"What? Please stop kotexting."

by emayjay2 April 25, 2013

Meat Kotex

The white pad under the ground meat at the grocery store

Damn the meat Kotex under the ground beef looked like the aftermath of a civil war

by John45acp July 10, 2016

buttle kotex

pad of toilet paper, napkin, cloth or other form of separation placed between buttocks after particularly messy evacuation to ward off 'tock chaf' (I.A. irritated asshole). -this is especially poignant if unable to 'laboratory clean oneself' no water, baby wipes, etc!) ref; butt hole, tight 'tocks

shit! thought pontius, this is going to call for a buttle kotex!!

by michael foolsley December 3, 2009

need a kotex

a man who bitches like i girl

dude do you need a kotex you're acting like a bitch

by bambigurl April 29, 2008

Triple-X Kotex

When a girl has a such fat pussy that her panties bulge giving the appearance of wearing a thick maxipad.

Dude, you fucked that fat chick?

Yeah, man. And when she lifted her skirt, she had a Triple-X Kotex!

by Jdsteele July 9, 2011

Kotext

When two people are texting each other at the same time.

Those two kids text so much there must be some kotexting going on between them

by Puchin May 8, 2012