Kowtex

The thin cotton padding underneath packaged steaks and other beef products that soak up the blood resembling that of a used feminine napkin.

It's a good thing that the butcher put a kowtex under that T-bone, else blood would've dripped everywhere.

Kowtex by AyatollahofRockYRolla July 27, 2017

Kotex Kontessa 

A woman who uses her menstrual cycle to justify her cantankerous nature, A female who loves to find negativity in any situation, and or lacks a sense of humor. A female that purposely causes drama.

"Man, no matter what I do for this broad, she ain't ever happy, she's just a Kotex Kontessa". " Kotex Kontessa ruined my evening when she showed up at my homie's crib drunk , talkin shit"

Kotex Kontessa by JTeezyVZ February 5, 2021

T-Bone Kotex

A T-bone Kotex is that absorbent pad often found stuck to the steaks you buy from the grocery store.Should be removed before grilling.

I always check the bottom of the steak,after removing from the package,to make sure the T-Bone Kotex is not stuck to it.

T-Bone Kotex by wolfbait51 June 2, 2011

Kotex masturbator 

Somebody who achieves sexual gratification by spanking the monkey over or onto a tampon, bloody or new.

Didja hear that Maxwell is a true Kotex masturbator? Yeah, he fishes his girlfriend's bloody tampons out of the wastepaperbasket and attempts to inseminate them! How gross!!!

Kotex masturbator by Telephony February 16, 2014

Kortex

The world's best Minecraft player. Kortex is known for his legendary skills in combat. If you fight against Kortex, you might as well disconnect and quit the game.

Everyone RUN AWAY! Kortex is coming! We might as well just disconnect now.

Kortex by TheLiteralMinecraftGod42069 April 6, 2021

Kotex 

Brand of "women's menstruation products."

Kotex fits. Period.

Kotex by evilhighpunkin February 22, 2004

captain kotex 

1. a moody bastard.

2. an individual who sees no positive side
to anything.

3. A feminine acting man who swears he's
not gay

1. George is such a captain kotex. That
faget walks and talks like a homo but
swears he's straight.

2. Your dad is captain kotex. He is always
yelling at you.

captain kotex by streetwhiz April 5, 2009