koutaliaphobia

fear of spoon

Me: Hey, can you please pass a spoon for me?
Liam: errrr..
Me: What? it's just a spoon..
Louis: You see lass, Liam here has koutaliaphobia or a fear of spoons
Me: are you kidding me?
Liam: 'fraid not...:(

by Galey101 September 4, 2012

Kluba

One who can examplify total awesomeness, control bitches, and maintains a high throughout life.

O max?? Ya that fools a total Kluba!

by MC KLUBA January 13, 2009

Kobabi

Slang for kobold, whether they may be adorable, sexy, or both!

Damn! Zem kobabi are sexy AF-Malk

by Malkybutt June 1, 2021

Kobayashi Maru

A no-win situation caused by a set of rules that can only be won by changing the rules, in effect, cheating. This term comes from the name of a small ship in distress in a scenario shown in a Star Trek movie. According to the film, the scenario is featured in a training simulator for students attempting to become ship's captains. They receive a distress signal from the Kobayashi Maru and can either attempt to rescue it and be destroyed by enemy forces or leave it and let it be destroyed. James T. Kirk, according to the film, is the only person to have won the scenario--by reprogramming the simulator. Kobayashi Maru, loosely translated, means "Little wooden ship."

Someone experiencing a Kobayashi Maru can be said to be between a rock and a hard place.

by Kidduffah Tubes July 4, 2004

Mortal Kombat

Mortal Kombat is a tournament held once a generation in order to protect the realm of earth from merging with Outworld, the reason for the Mortal Kombat tournament is because the Elder Gods wanted to give the Earthrealm warriors a chance to defend their realm. Elite fighters from Earth, Outworld, the Netherealm, and the realm of Edenia take part in this tournament. The first ever Mortal Kombat winner was Kung Lao. Today the champion of Mortal Kombat is Liu Kang, but he has been recently been killed by the Deadly Alliance of Shang Tsung and Quan Chi. With Liu Kang dead and the Deception of Mortal Kombat coming soon, led by the Dragon King, who will save Earth from a full scaled assault from the Dragon King and his resurected army? Stay tuned Come Deception, October 2004.

Goro defeated Kung Lao in the Mortal Kombat tournament 11 generations ago to end Kung Lao's reign as Mortal Kombat Champion.

by SubScorpTile August 6, 2004

anal kombat

Typically an act during sexual foreplay where one partner chooses various objects from around the room and attempts to stuff two handfuls into the anus of the other participant. If completed within two minutes, the partner taking the stuffing yells, "Round 2, Fight!"

I shat a tv remote this morning and was clueless for a moment until John reminded me that we had anal kombat last night.

by vanceanity June 1, 2015

Oballa Komba

Totem for bad luck. You can use it on your friends.

A Person: Pff, i am so good at this game.
2. Person: OBALLA KOMBA OBALLA KOMBA OBALLA KOMBA

by PasliGonlunAynasi April 19, 2021