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kooties

(Used in the plural) Unspecified but perceptible faults or deficiencies; used by preadolescent children to tease or impugn their peers

Perhaps from an early dice game of the same name "KOOTIE", whose object was assembling a repulsive looking insect of plastic parts; consciousness of this term and notion is ubiquitous among those raised in the United States
1. I don't want to play with Johhny---he has kooties!
2. That was when I still thought girls had kooties.
by dakangan January 28, 2006
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Kootie-Kat

An endearing name for female genitalia, or vaginia first made popular in the Northern Virginia area of the United States in the 1980's.
She/He licked that women's kootie-kat until she screamed in ecstasy.
by Sally Shepherd O'Malley May 16, 2011
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kootie tang

When a girls vagina is so ugly and disgusting, your forced to use only second grade language.
"So I took her back to my house...right before I was going to bang her, I saw it...the ugliest kootie tang possible. I mean this thing was part wilderbeast."
by Former Sukkot May 11, 2006
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koozie

A koozie is a neoprene or foam rubber material sleeve used predominently by rednecks to keep their crappy watered-down american beer cold.

It also doubles as a fashion accessory on which the redneck may display his/her favorite NASCAR driver, swimsuit model, brand of beer, brand of tobacco, or local blue collar business.
Paw: "Hey Maw, check out this Dale Jr. koozie that Bubba from the liquor store gave me." "It was supposed to come free with an 18 pack of Budweiser, but Bubba gave it to me anyhow even though I bought Keystone Light."

Maw: "Dang!" "You, kin use it when we go to the track on Saturday."

Paw: "Why wait til Saturday, when I kin use it right now?"

Maw: "Na, you should just used yer ol PBR koozie and save the Dale Jr. koozie fer special occasions like Bobby Sue's weddin' reception or Saturday at the track."

Paw: "Dang"! "I never thought of it that way".
by Ihcatorm June 21, 2009
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Kooties

Something all girls have. Scares little boys away while young. Attracts them once they get a little older.
Example 1: (Little Boy) Run, she has Kooties!

Example 2: Dude 1 "Hey bruh let's hit up that party an go kootie huntin." Dude 2 "Yee let's go catch some kooties!"
by The Luvver April 27, 2012
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Koothiyan Kaul

Koothiyan Kaul is a Mama Paiyan.Gundu Bumdan.Colour Kozhi Kunju thalayan.Pombala Porukki.Devudiya Paiyan.Kalla Kabodhi.Avan Oru BlueThi Aamai Dala Sombban.
Koothiyan Kaul Unga mbura Business epdi Pogudhu mama Paiyaley....
by VIVEGAM January 29, 2021
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40 koozie

Liquor store clerk: Got some 40s?
Me: yeah, turning up tonight
Clerk: Cool let me get you some 40 Koozies
by Boozeman1026 December 8, 2016
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