by kittykatttttttt February 27, 2016

This thing is drippin' like a Mississippi kooch.
Whew!!! The sushi sitting in the sun all day smells like some Mississippi kooch.
Listen to that echo! I haven't heard an echo that clear since I yelled into a Mississippi kooch.
Whew!!! The sushi sitting in the sun all day smells like some Mississippi kooch.
Listen to that echo! I haven't heard an echo that clear since I yelled into a Mississippi kooch.
by KarateWerewolfRobot March 8, 2010

nigga uno: I fucked that white girl Bethany last night and her pussy was juicy af.
nigga dos: oh she got that nigger kooch huh?
nigga dos: oh she got that nigger kooch huh?
by Vicbucks November 12, 2019

by xX1anonymous1Xx January 12, 2009

by GI Kath (gastrical intestinal) January 20, 2009

by ziv June 29, 2005

The worst possible example of female genitalia. It is as bombed-out depleted and smelly as its namesake Afghan city which has suffered decades of war and has open sewers. Beware a Kabul Kooch has most likely not seen a razor since the Vikings last saw a Super Bowl either.
Man, I wasn't expecting much going hoggin last night but that whatever you want to call her I picked up at the cab stand had a Kabul Kooch that sent me running and I'm on a 6-month dry streak here.
by imcsmith September 14, 2010
