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running like a Kenyan on speed

Golfing term. When you've totally topped the ball, but it squirts along the ground and goes a bloody mile because of how hard you hit it, your ball is 'running like a Kenyan on speed'.

This derives from the fact that Kenya has a long history of some of the best long distance runners in the world, and the effect that the drug speed has on people.
"You jammy sod, that ball's running like a Kenyan on speed!"
by Jamie Douglas September 6, 2006
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Kenyana

A hot milf that may be small, but should not be overlooked. She is amazing. She is smart, dedicated, and values honesty highly. This girl is upfront when confronted and could be described as blunt on occasion. She has been very blessed financially, but sometimes forgets. Find yourself a kenyana!
Person: “Fisk thinks Kenyana is a hot milf”
Person2: “Who doesn’t though?”
Person: “Good point
by Iskfay October 11, 2018
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kenyah

A strong independent black female, that don’t need no man.

She has it all brains, looks and a phat ass.

She is family orientated and driven.

She is the perfect woman.
Dam, I with Kenyah was my girl
by Boobookittie November 23, 2021
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Alpha Kenyan

A person who runs very fast and or jumps high. This phrase often pertains to African Americans in that they stereotypically are fast, agile and athletic people.
Holy shit man did you see how fast Jahmal was running? Yeah dude he's like an Alpha Kenyan!
by AfFlIcTeD StAtE January 27, 2010
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Kenyatta

Kenyatta is usually never out of pocket she gets all the hoes because she is sexy asf she has an attractive personality and not one boy in school has never had a crush on kenyatta also she is not scared to stick up for herself at all she can be very mean at times depending on her mood she can also be very caring only to the ones that deserve her attention and time....

She is a great girlfriend and would never cheat she is loyal loving and over protective over him at times she wants to be shown affection and shown off and she will be happy she will often think that you don’t care if you don’t show it...she can get very freaky especially in messages once she is more comfortable she will soon become even more freaky but you have to show her that she can trust you and you won’t expose her she is known to get really freaky anyway she’s not one to get caught up with boys and drama or let’s just say she never gets caught....she is a brace face very pretty she can get soo angry that it may seem like she has anger issues she is low key at whatever she is doing she has a head full of hair all the way down her back she likes being a trendsetter she is really into light skins and she does not cheat or play ppl often....usually kenyattas favorite color is purple...🤤and depending on her past will determine if she has trust issues she has never been played💀she likes to fuck!she knows how to keep her mouth shut.... also she twerks anywhere there is space She will keep anything low key
Kenyatta would say something catchy but she already caught your attention!
by Summerbaby😂 April 19, 2019
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Kenyatta

A very beautiful female. A girl with a nice rack, lovely features and knows how to have fun! She's not that tall, but not very short! Usually, the smartest one in the class, always turning work in on time. She makes anybody she talks to laugh, and she smiles even on a rainy day! Did I mention her rack? TITTTTTIES FOR EVAAAH. <3
"Dude, have you seen Kenyatta today?"
"Hell yeah man! She's wearing that dress I like!"
"BOOBIES!"

"Kenyatta is bomb as hell!"
"Yeah, her and my sister are besties and she said that Kenyatta is funny as hell!"
by yodaddeh (; April 28, 2013
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Kenyan African Males Safari

A safari tour arranged by Kenyan tourist companies and aimed at European and American women in their mid-20s to mid-50s who have never seen or experienced the much talked about large black cock bestowed upon many Kenyan makes. The tour groups arrange for the ladies to visit Kenyan and meet with as many well-endowed makes as they desire or can fit inside their orifices.
Robert: Hey Dave! I have to take a rain check on the game this afternoon I have to take Susan to the airport as she booked a tour with her church group to go on a Kenyan African Males Safari.
Dave: Ok, but aren't those the trips that white women book so they can meet loads of African guys with enormous dicks who pound their meat wallet until it can't even hold a bowling ball anymore?!?
Robert: Ummm, no I think she going to help the locals with some construction projects or something. She mentioned something about needing to drill a deep well???
Dave: Ok, whatever.
by Ambiguousgenitals January 27, 2021
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