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No Knowledge Karen

A Karen subspecies.

This is a Karen who has no knowledge in her field but pretends that she does. This Karen makes decisions without proper background knowledge with negative consequences as a result. When called on this mistake the Karen will either deny it or dismiss it with an "Oops my bad" and will then make the same mistake a week later.
"She made such an obvious mistake, even somebody who has only worked here a week knows that that was the wrong decision. Now she is denying that she made a mistake and blames "The system" for her mistake."

"Wow, she is such a No Knowledge Karen"
by gravycoast March 3, 2021
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friday night knowledge

Knowledge of, or pertaining to, types of alcohol, drink recipes, locations of parties and/or the best clubs in town. Also known as drunken education.
John: Damn man, Rick knows the names of all the drinks I describe, and can tell me the clubs where they make them the best!
Randy: Yeah, he's got quite a bit of Friday Night Knowledge
by Mr. Universe February 18, 2008
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Knowledge Vampire

A Knowledge Vampire extracts unique information, knowledge and practice wisdom that form the body of knowledge resulting from another's intellectual and scholarly pursuits. They do this because their rise in success, social currency or professional status relies on preserving an illusion of intellectual prowess in that and other disciplines to maintain a competitive advantage.

Knowledge Vampires are mostly (but not always) unaware they are extracting knowledge from another person. Like Energy Vampires, who employ traits along the narcissism behaviour spectrum to recruit an unending supply of emotional energy, Knowledge Vampires are able to retain a supply of targeted information through grooming methods that build trust and guarantee attention on their knowledge acquisition needs.

Knowledge Vampires cannot be deterred by garlic or crucifixes but can be with contracts and written agreements that preserve your intellectual property.
I was bitten by a Knowledge Vampire who posed as a trustworthy colleague and who is now using my intellectual property as their own. I wish I had eaten more garlic.
by Narcissism Hacker December 7, 2021
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droppin knowledge

The act of informing someone on factual information, then snapping of your fingers telling them your dropping knowledge.
You know the song Pass The Dutchie by Musical Youth was about smoking weed. Droppin Knowledge.
by kyle millller March 20, 2008
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College Knowledge

Something you learn in college, but not in class.
"Dont pass out with your shoes on" - College Knowledge
by tonkotruck March 18, 2010
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knowledge

something too many people lack nowadays
Knowledge is something aqcquired by everything we experience
by justincn618 April 24, 2017
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Harry Knowles

A semi-famous, very fat corrupt internet movie reviewer who is nowhere near as famous or powerful as he once was. He still gets to live a dream life of being paid to endorse things, being sent comp DVDs and God knows what else, and being flown around the world to visit sets in order to entice him to review things positively so that nerds may spend money on them. His resume includes such hits as turning a blind eye to a contributor selling bootleg Disney movies (who was later busted), praising a script that was actually written by another contributor, and posting (wrong) Oscar nominees hacked from a home computer. Married an Asian chick 15 years younger than him presumably both blessed and cursed by vision problems and a unique condition enabling her to support two tuns of lust whenever the mood strikes the corpulent Casanova. Also is blessed with outspoken opinions on politics, despite having no idea on how the real world works having lived/living with his dad way past an acceptable age and not having an actual job or a degree.
Studio Exec: So, what do you think about Godzilla?

Harry Knowles: It kinda sucked.

Studio Exec: How would you like a visit to our movie shoot in Maui and for us to throw your boy Moriarty a bone?

Harry Knowles: Did I say sucked? I mean it was like drinking chocolate-coated pussy juice!

Studio Exec: ...right.
by ChocolateReign October 24, 2008
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